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optimus and sam; motherhood and apple pie
Sam just looked resigned. There was something to be said about being from an all American family. However having your mother offer an apple pie to the leader of a robotic alien faction was not one part of it.
prowl and jazz; america's got talent of swing dance
Most were suprised that Prowl even knew what swing was. They were even more suprised when he appeared with Jazz on America's Got Talent. They were blown away when they won. They forgot that music and dance were rooted in math and math was logic.
mikaela, ratchet and lubricant
The first time it happened the wrench hit the wall instead of the head of the intended target. Ratchet just stared down at his hand in shock. He then began pursuing the pranksters of the Autobots with a single minded determination. The second time it came with in centimeters of scratching a certain Lambos paint. After that it became a fairly normal occurance. About 1 in 10 times the wrench would slip. And each time Mikeala would look at where the lubricant was stored and smirk.
Wheeljack/Wildrider/competition
"You know Wildridder, the next time you decided to cause havoc, a fireworks competition might not be the best place." With that Wheeljack removed a still active roman candle from his undercarriage.
Maggie,ironhide and spiders
Of all the things the blonde system analyst expected to see when she arrived on base, this was not even an idea on the list. The black weapon specialist systematically hunted a little black spec that ran across the room. "Ironhide why are you hunting spiders?"
Sandstorm/Fireflight: mischief.
"Wait let me get this straight Flight.. You want me to impersonnate your 'god' to suprise your brothers" "Yes" "And your god is a monster made of spagehti and meatballs that flies?" "Yes" "You are to never mention that I ever did this. Ever."
wheeljack - 'go to shower and hit the bed'
"Ratchet! Jazz is trying to get Prowl to fritz again" "What is that miscreatant doing this time?" "Not sure but Prowl just keeps muttering 'Go to the shower and hit the bed.'" "ANd?" "He's attempting to follow these instructions." "I think Jazz needs to be that berth."
Sandstorm/Fireflight: Dilemma: clean up or 'face.
Silverbolt looked down at the Jet and the Wrecker. "That is it you two have to clean this mess up immediately or face..." "Face we can do that!" Fireflight immedately jumped on his lover, as his brother just groaned.