[LJ2ME] Swamp Lake
Having it from the horse's mouth that post-performance, the ushers attend a debrief where the evening's operations are reviewed, and complaints and compliments are assessed, I couldn't resist crafting a tongue-in-cheek return when the opportunity presented itself.
Having sat in uncomfortable silence for a good half of the show, I immediately despatched my feedback during the intermission: "Having the thermostat set at the current temperature, the lake will be boiling over and the swans roasted"
I presented the form to an usher, with special emphasis for immediate action, and lo and behold, it did get a few notches cooler thereafter, though still far from ideal.
At the end of the evening, as we filed out, I was singled out by the usher who then explained the temperature was set to ensure an optimum performing climate for the dancers...
Bollocks! I'm betting on wild swans...
Having sat in uncomfortable silence for a good half of the show, I immediately despatched my feedback during the intermission: "Having the thermostat set at the current temperature, the lake will be boiling over and the swans roasted"
I presented the form to an usher, with special emphasis for immediate action, and lo and behold, it did get a few notches cooler thereafter, though still far from ideal.
At the end of the evening, as we filed out, I was singled out by the usher who then explained the temperature was set to ensure an optimum performing climate for the dancers...
Bollocks! I'm betting on wild swans...