001 || Accidental Video

Jun 23, 2011 02:22

[The video feed cuts in to offer you a view of one (1) tanned, scarred, mafia assassin, face eating lawn. Said face turns toward the camera and red eyes blink open, glaring death, murder, dismemberment, mass genocide and likely nuclear strike somewhere in there as well, which is all kind of ruined the next second when he spits out a couple blades ( Read more... )

violence, i'm too important for this, !video, trash, nature can suck it, where am i, firing everyone, what is this i don't even, !intro, disciplinary action, fuck my life

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[Video] bone_genius June 23 2011, 08:32:14 UTC
[Sheeeee doesn't know why this guy is so upset.... aaaaannnddd she doesn't care. But he needs to be corrected about something.]

There are no Neanderthals here. Only Homo sapiens.

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[Video] idkmybfftrash June 23 2011, 08:50:02 UTC
[ Have a scrutinizing glare. ]

...Great. So glad to have that tidbit of uselessness clarified. That all?

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[Video] bone_genius June 24 2011, 08:55:50 UTC
[Shrug and obliviousness.]

Yeah.

Oh, my name is Doctor Temperance Brennan.

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[Video] idkmybfftrash June 25 2011, 17:01:21 UTC
Okay.

[ He's not going to remember it and he makes no mental note to try. But, oh, 'doctor' might be useful in the future. ]

What kind of doctor?

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[Video] bone_genius June 27 2011, 08:08:37 UTC
[She will remember his name forever. If he tells her, anyway...]

A doctor of forensic anthropology.

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[Video] idkmybfftrash June 28 2011, 06:42:33 UTC
[He likely won't unless asked for it. He's not really up with the whole polite introductions things.]

So nothing actually useful unless something's dead already?

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