twenty-five. [video]

[idkmybfftony]

[The camera clicks on. America's sitting there in his room, drinking something from a mug. Probably coffee, probably something else. He looks.. well.. like a mix of things, annoyed possibly. Embarrassed? Maybe but of course heroes are never embarrassed ever. His hair is a mess and there are sunflower petals stuck in it.

Of course, his neck is

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[fleeingcurses]

[oh, she can't help it. have a sunflower pressed up against the video screen to the backdrop of laughter]

[idkmybfftony]

[jgfkdgkfdshgd]

I WILL NUKE YOUR HOUSE!

[fleeingcurses]

Because obviously I know what a nuke is. And have a house you can do it to. Yes, I'm very frightened.

[idkmybfftony]

A bomb?! I doubt Russia keeps you that isolated that you don't know what a bomb is..

[fleeingcurses]

I know what a bomb is, I've just never heard anyone call it a nuke before. What kind of slang is that?

[idkmybfftony]

It's awesome slang, for those of us who aren't trapped in the Dark Ages!

[fleeingcurses]

In other words it's something that you made up yourself and are the only one using.

[idkmybfftony]

I've made up countless words (my own language too!) so there's nothing wrong with that.

Nukes.. yeah, technically I used them first, so sure.

[fleeingcurses]

Unless you actually want people to understand what you're saying.

And how are you going to be getting these bombs to my house?

[idkmybfftony]

Everyone understands what I'm saying.

It's called a plane.

[fleeingcurses]

Lucky me, free from the confines of the masses.

A plane. Well, I'll let you know if this plane of yours happens to fly over my room and drop a gigantic bomb on it, which will probably take out the whole mansion.