twenty-five. [video]

[idkmybfftony]

[The camera clicks on. America's sitting there in his room, drinking something from a mug. Probably coffee, probably something else. He looks.. well.. like a mix of things, annoyed possibly. Embarrassed? Maybe but of course heroes are never embarrassed ever. His hair is a mess and there are sunflower petals stuck in it.

Of course, his neck is

Comments

[magyarfujoshi]

Good! There is no need to apologize, America!

[idkmybfftony]

I'm glad you agree.

Especially since I need to focus on the loads of therapy I need after this.

[magyarfujoshi]

Therapy?! But why?

[idkmybfftony]

Kissing Russia was the worst thing ever.

I'm scarred for life. Seriously. There could be tears.

l-lol internal tearing whyyyyyyy

[magyarfujoshi]

Tears? P-please tell me you used lubrication--!

brb crying foreverrrrr

[idkmybfftony]

....

.....

.........

Maybe you are the one who needs therapy.

oh noooo

[magyarfujoshi]

Huh? Why would I need therapy?

Just because.

[idkmybfftony]

I did not have sexual relations with that.. thing. Or any country. They're all way too old and.. old for that.

Just.. ugh. I need brain bleach now or something.

i lol'd. also uh oh too old for WHAT NOW. :|||

[magyarfujoshi]

Excuse me. Old? You are never too old for that.

... America can never win can he orz

[idkmybfftony]

But.. it's disgusting!

Well.. maybe not so much with Japan, o-or... b-but it's! No.

I hate Russia. I am now trying to scrub the commie germs off me, because ugh god.

no he can't. YOU'VE PUT YOUR FOOT IN IT NOW.

[magyarfujoshi]

Disgusting?

[idkmybfftony]

..fuck

I WASN'T EVEN A COLONY YET WHEN MOST OF YOU GUYS WERE FOUNDED

[magyarfujoshi]

Disgusting?!

[idkmybfftony]

gfdklgjfkldshjgfd

[RUNNING LIKE HELL]

[magyarfujoshi]

YOU DARN WHIPPERSNAPPERS....

[alwaysrec]

[ ..eh. should i be happy? or something? wait what? oh but i see america, the part you trailed off it was england wasn't it? WASN'T IT? ]