ninety-eight. [accidental video/action]

[idkmybfftony]

[The video clicks on with a clatter, seems to skid across the floor a good foot or so, and then comes to a stop on it's side. America suddenly runs into and off of frame, dripping wet and covered in... flour. Yes, baking flour. He's laughing.] It was an accident! I told you to move!

Accident?! You can't have that sort of aim when it's just an "

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[middayitaly]

[Lalalala Romano was just coming in to make something since this is basically the only place he is familiar with so far. And cooking is comforting in times of crisis as all Italians know.

BUT WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE MESSIN' WITH HIS ONLY HAVEN GDMMTT] WHAT. THE. HELL?!

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[hellyesamerica]

[Unlike last time, Meriken sees you.

Then glances at the sink hose.

Then turns it on you.]

1/2 [action] kLFJDSKFSDLFKDFJAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ILU ALREADY MERIKEN

[middayitaly]

WH--?! [PFFFBAAAHHHHHH romano is now drenched. :( Now he looks like a really angry drenched cat.]

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[midday_italy]

... YOU.

ARE.

DEAD.

[OKAY SCREW HIS LADYKILLER CHARMS, THIS BITCH GOIN' DOWN. So obviously, he grabs a basket of tomatoes and starts flinging away 'cause he's so mature like that.]

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[idkmybfftony]

[Welcome to insanity. Also guess who was grabbing more flour and gets hit with a tomato. In the chest. Weak babby Italian arms are nothing on pure American strength!

Romano's appearance is hilarious for the record. And two against one is obviously the American way. So have some eggs with that anger. Throwing them from behind the counter!]

[action] AS IT SHOULD BE B) <3

[hellyesamerica]

[After getting hit by one or two, Meriken starts dodging the tomatoes.]

You're fighting back?! It's useless!!

[HAVE SOME FLOUR.]

[middayitaly]

[GDDAMMMTTT he gets pegged with the eggs RIGHT IN HIS HAIR. And then some flour to add salt to injury. he sucks at dodging]

YOU LITTLE FUCKERS, I'M GONNA POMPEII YOUR ASSES!!

[he's out of tomatoes so SCREW THAT HE'S GETTING THAT BIG CONVENIENTLY-PLACED POT OF TOMATO SAUCE AND FLINGING IT IN BOTH OF YOUR GENERAL DIRECTIONS, BITCHES]

[hellyesamerica]

[EW THAT'S NOT COOL.

RETURNING FIRE WITH GRAVY. DONT ASK WHERE SHE GOT GRAVY.]

SFKJFSDF sorry for my sporadic tagging.

[middayitaly]

[AND HE GETS HIT BY THAT TOO so by now, he's pretty much a wreck. :(]

[... so he's gonna throw the now-empty pot that held the sauce. At your FACE!!!]

lmao it's okay, I'm all over the place, too

[hellyesamerica]

[REFLECTING IT WITH HER FOOT and laughing.]

replying to this one so both of you get the notification? :D

[midday_italy]

[DAMMIT IT DIDN'T HIT. He ducks down and actually dodges that milk. For once.]

You never said that was off-limits, asshole!! [watch him screw the top off of a pepper shaker and THROW IT LIKE A GRENADE]

It's okay, I'm subscribed to the thread, so, move over to America's.. 1/2

[hellyesamerica]

Hahaha, you call that a throw?!

[idkmybfftony]

Hey! Pots aren't food!

[HAVE SOME MILK WITH YOUR GRAVY]

2/2

[hellyesamerica]

Hey, hey, America! Watch!

[Just, opens up a cabinet and starts chucking plastic cooking things at Romano.]

SORRY FOR LATENESS AHHH

[middayitaly]

FUCK YOU! I'll use whatever the hell I want, bastard!!

[OKAY GETTING REPEATEDLY HIT BY FUCKING FORKS dkafjkdsf :( He finds a bunch of wooden spoons so now he's flinging the whole lot at you guys before ducking down behind a counter.]

IT'S OKAYYYYYYY

[idkmybfftony]

[what is even going on anymore. America ducks somewhere as well as spoons go flying everywhere and boy are wooden spoons kinda loud when they clatter. Meanwhile he's got a spaghetti strainer on his head like a helmet and a wok for a shield. JUST IN CASE.]

Fire photon torpedoes! We're under attack!

[He then makes 'pshewpshew' noises as he flings pickles at Italy's direction.]