ninety-four. [voice]

[idkmybfftony]

Hey guys! Guess what today is? Guess.

....

Wrong! My birthday's in two months! But you should already have picked out my gift by now!

Today is the anniversary of the Victory in Europe! Where, thanks to my breath taking heroics, I single-handedly brought Hitler to justice and made Germany not crazy anymore, officially ending the second world war

Comments

[bonnefois]

You did not do it single-'andedly! You were late to zat war!

[idkmybfftony]

Nope! I showed up at just the right time!

[bonnefois]

When ze rest of us 'ad already been fighting for two years!

ahhh /loses game of life forever.

[mashespotatoes]

...You didn't really do much, either.

lol ilu rema ♥

[bonnefois]

And whose fault was zat?

[idkmybfftony]

Yours.

[bonnefois]

You...stay out of zis! Nobody asked for your opinion! It is never my fault! Allemagne was ze one 'oo started all of it! It was 'is fault!

the things I do for your entertainment ♥

[mashespotatoes]

I was merely commenting, since you brought it up.

[bonnefois]

Vraiment? Because I could 'ave sworn you were 'ere to torment me and patronize me about ze past!

dude today was marked with that on my calendar and not v-e day. what even, national geographic?

[mashespotatoes]

That would be a little difficult considering we're celebrating la fête de la victoire.

national geographic loves the french. as they should.

[bonnefois]

...why, Allemagne. Was zat Français?

[mashespotatoes]

I don't speak it that poorly. [Actually he speaks it pretty well -Gdit Napoleon writing my constitution back in the day in French. I imagine it's a bit like being in Strasbourg, etc, which you know is better than, say, Québécois.(Orz, sorry Canadian friends).

[bonnefois]

Non, of course not. Alzough your accent still reeks of German. It was just a surprise...a pleasant one, bien sûr.

[mashespotatoes]

...Of course.