Apr 11, 2010 00:23
[After the 'horrific' breakup with Helena, our poor hero has been wandering around, feeling incredibly betrayed and ronery. Women are such evil people, going for the dashing nations with the gleams in their eyes...
America hopes Korea breaks her little heart. Stupid bitch. That'll teach her!
The music that seems to be following him around is very sad and depressing, and despite the inner monologue that can somehow be heard ('However tragic is it that a girl would dump a hero? Fates are harsh in such a dismal place!') and he just... slides down the wall.
And buries his face in his hands and cries.]
How dare she! I am the United States of America! I-I am the one that everyone wants! Me!
[He sniffles, wipes his nose on the back of his sleeve.]
I...I'll just steal him away from her! That'll show her!
event:korea,
the hetalia bicycle,
what is this i don't even