seventy. [video/action]

Feb 06, 2010 00:21

[The connection opens, and.. at first, just an audio connection is established. There's some hushed voices, and a faint jingling noise. A few phrases can be heard, almost whined, such as 'is it time for my pills yet?' and 'but I took them an hour ago!' before he sighs.]

...Man, this sucks.

[The video clicks on, and America's there, looking kind of.. a lot of things. Bored, frustrated, annoyed, mildly irate of having England order around every little thing he wanted to do (ie: his pain meds ahhh self medication). The jingling noise is him playing with the dog tags around his neck. His voice is forced when he speaks, like he's trying to hide the fact that he's all sorts of annoyed and frustrated and etc.]

So, um. Yeah. That last event was.. interesting, I guess. Not gonna lie, I looked almost as awesome as I normally do as a chick, but I like my coastlines the way they are! Then again, either way, I'm still the most awesome nation ever! France, you're still a douche bag, by the way.

[Forced little nasally chuckle that's totally not awkward and forced at all.] And as for.. well.. I'm doing better! I should be healed up by next weekend, 'cause I'm the hero and I totally know how to judge injuries and stuff! I'd heal faster if England wasn't so stingy with the pain meds. How am I supposed to heal quickly when thinking of healing hurts? Obviously, his health care system needs revision! Not gonna lie though, I've never seen.. an injury like that before.. And I've seen humans on the battle field, and the results of land minds and stuff.. At least now, when I get home and make a zombie movie or something, I can up the special effects! Since like, y'know, realism and all.

[He glances off to the side thoughtfully, silence filled with the jingling of him playing with his dog tags.] Which reminds me! I need to work on a movie! Haven't worked on anything in.. sheesh, god knows how long! My creative drive needs to be creative! I should think of and iron out a plot! It'll, of course, be the best movie of 2010! Maybe it'll be an action flick! With aliens! Or cowboys! Or cowboy aliens! I should be able to film it here, no problem! I wouldn't even have to worry about a budget, as I'm sure I can get all my props from the closets!

[He brightens a bit, grinning, before it fades. More thoughtful jingling. And now, he's just going to bitch and whine.] Man, I wish Boss was here. He'd know what to do about... certain things. Like planning and all that boring stuff I hate doing. He probably would've found a way out of here by now! He's really smart and he never gives up, just like me! [Nasally chuckle.] But yeah, I don't know how humans deal with things like this, like pain and whatnot. Thing's would be different at home! I wouldn't be stuck in bed like this, under a dictator who is so stingy with the pain medication, I don't even know what to say to that. My Boss is awesome, though. He'd probably bring me McFlurry's and McShakes and Big Macs every night until I got better!

And why does Prussia get his boss here? Why isn't mine here?! My boss is so much cooler than his! He's not even a nation anymore!

[Hufffff. More jingling.] Man, this blows. Plus, it's cold as hell in here. When is spring due to get here? I wonder if the groundhog saw his shadow..

[Filtered from Coraline]

Oh, guys! Coraline's birthday! We need to get a big party together for her, with balloons and cakes and stuff! Gokudera and Hong Kong, think you guys can put together some fireworks? Let me know who all can participate! Since she's one of my citizens, I want her to have the best birthday ever!

Especially since she's like.. not with her family and all. I don't want her to be sad..

hibari, scary shit ahh, everything is iggy's fault, i hate winter, where my citizens at?, coraline, why does everything suck, whine whine bitch bitch, birthday parties, where my boss at?

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