fifty-eight. [video/action]

[idkmybfftony]

[America can be seen with a box under his arm, wrapped with red and green. He's balancing the device with his other hand, which has a few other little presents in it in a plastic bag. The wrapping job on all of them looks horrendous, and it can be assumed America wrapped them all up himself. Not too much out of the norm, but he's definitely

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[pakisunotpaku]

I've never really understood this holiday of yours.

[idkmybfftony]

[After he makes everyone's ears bleed with his singing.]

What's there to not understand?

[pakisunotpaku]

My people don't have this celebration.

he's an ass, but he's a very happy ass

[idkmybfftony]

That's because you're all godless terrorists!

That just makes it worse, somehow.

[pakisunotpaku]

W-why would you say something like that?!

Worse, or better?

[idkmybfftony]

Because this is a Christian holiday!

If you don't know what the holiday is, then you're not Christian, obviously.

brb collecting turban'd cats

[pakisunotpaku]

Not being Christian doesn't mean I don't believe in God, and it doesn't make me a terrorist!

yeah he kinda deserves it orz the ignorance hurts sometimes to type lol

[idkmybfftony]

But only Christians go to heaven! Everyone else burns in a firey bit of eternal damnation with Russia!

It's ok! All you need to do is repent and accept democracy, and you'll be fine!

1/2 She is seriously just speechless

[pakisunotpaku]

2/2 okay she's recovered

[pakisunotpaku]

You are so IGNORANT. YOU aren't even a democracy, you're a republic! And Muslims can too go to heaven!

lol poor paku

[idkmybfftony]

I am not! I am a democracy!

And no they can't!

[pakisunotpaku]

My people vote for their leaders! We're as much a democracy as you are! Even though we're both technically federal republics.

Yes they can! Muslims believe in God and heaven and good and evil! They pray and do good works, just like Christians!

[idkmybfftony]

Well good then! So you're halfway there. All you need to do is accept Christianity and you'll be spared from eternal damnation!

You can't believe in good and evil if you're full of terrorists!

[pakisunotpaku]

Do you act like this toward your non-Christian citizens?!

Almost none of my people are terrorists! And you have a few of your own, so you have no room to talk!

[idkmybfftony]

Nope! Free speech and all! And church and state is divided, though my last boss got a little confused with that.. even so! People can practice whatever they want.

In my country.

I don't have any terrorists in my country!

[pakisunotpaku]

My people are free to practice as they wish, too, just like yours!

What about the people who bomb public buildings? And the people who carry guns so they can shoot people from their cars? You have plenty of domestic terrorists!