fifty-eight. [video/action]

[idkmybfftony]

[America can be seen with a box under his arm, wrapped with red and green. He's balancing the device with his other hand, which has a few other little presents in it in a plastic bag. The wrapping job on all of them looks horrendous, and it can be assumed America wrapped them all up himself. Not too much out of the norm, but he's definitely

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[voice]

[pandandragon]

Aiya...why are you singing so badly loudly, aru!

[voice]

[idkmybfftony]

SO CLIMB DOWN THE CHIMNEY!
PUT UP THE BRIGHTEST STRING OF LIGHTS I'VE EVER SEEN!
SLICE UP THE FRUITCAKE!
IT'S TIME WE HUNG SOME TINSEL ON THAT EVERGREEN BOUUUUGH!

[At that, HE SINGS LOUDER. gg China]

[voice]

[pandandragon]

[Oh ears bleeding. America just wasn't stupid he could carry a tune either. He could probably mess up even always beautiful Chinese song.]

AIYA! WILL YOU BE QUIET, ARU!

[voice]

[idkmybfftony]

[America's got talent. srsly. oh hay China must like his singing so he continues.]

FOR I'VE GROWN A LITTLE LEANER!
GROWN A LITTLE COLDER!
GROWN A LITTLE SADDER!
GROWN A LITTLE OLDER!
AND I NEED A LITTLE ANGEL SITTING ON MY SHOULDER!

WE NEED A LITTLE CHRISTMAS NOW!

[voice]

[pandandragon]

[There is a long silence. You're not helping that image of Americans there America. Should he list the standard thought of them?]

ARE YOU DONE YET!

[voice]

[idkmybfftony]

[Well of course. Its hard to make them even more awesome!]

Yup! But only because I ran out of words!

[voice]

[pandandragon]

[Like how you're rude, obnoxious, rash, uneducated to the rest of the world, think you're the Hero...he can rant a while about you younger nation.]

[Never so happy to hear those words.]

Aiya, what are that about, aru...

[voice]

[idkmybfftony]

[Sorry, China, but I only speak American!]

What, the song? It's a Christmas song! Christmas is coming!

[voice]

[pandandragon]

[I could only speak Chinese, you would never know what I sad. China still fails to see the big idea with the holiday...]

I guessed that much, aru.

But you didn't have to be so loud what if some of use don't feel like hearing it?

[voice]

[idkmybfftony]

[Oh please. Russia does that quite a bit. Too bad your language is just moon speak.]

What are you talking about? Everyone wants to hear Christmas music around the holidays!

[voice]

[pandandragon]

[Moon speak that has been around far longer than that disgrace you call a language.]

Not me, aru. Besides decorations I don't celebrate that holiday, new years is so much better.

[voice]

[idkmybfftony]

[Who cares. More people speak my language anyway.]

No way!

Obviously you are a godless sinner for not celebrating a holiday such as Christmas!

[voice]

[pandandragon]

[Yeah because it's posted everywhere, which reminded me how is that Spanish coming along, America?]

Aiya! So I don't believe your holiday and now I'm godless, aru?

[Oh the irony that he is basically a god himself.]

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[idkmybfftony]

[No comprende, asshole.]

Well, obviously! It's a Christian holiday! To not believe in it means you don't believe in Jesus which means you don't believe in Santa which means you're going to hell!

[voice]

[pandandragon]

[Did I touch a nerve? Are you getting tanner?]

What does Santa and Jesus have to do with each other, aru?

[voice]

[idkmybfftony]

[No, I'm not getting tanner, stupid chink. Just more job opportunities. Yes. They do the things that my people don't want to do. Go back to killing your children.]

Santa was one of the three wise men, of course!