Nov 19, 2009 02:35
[America comes on screen wearing a hoodie and wrapped in a blanket. He looks more or less miserable.]
Matty! Dammit, you show up and you have to bring the entire arctic with you! We just got finished with Daylight Savings; hell, it's not even December yet! And everyone knows it doesn't snow until around Christmas time! So why would you bring it early?! Can we at least have Thanksgiving before the place freezes over?
I mean, I know it's just flurries, but damn. It's coming down hard! And so much has fallen so fast! I'm just gonna stay wrapped up in blankets until the snowing stops. Call it 'a hero's hibernation'. Though the snow ball fights do sound like fun..
And if someone doesn't stop leaving the window open, they're gonna be sleeping in the hallway!
...But I guess the weather's acceptable for hot cocoa.
[He grumbles about how it's so cold as he leaves his camera and instead opts for walking toward the door in his bundled self. Off screen there's a thunk. Kinda sounds like a door hitting something.]
...what the?
[And again. And again, a bit louder. This repeats until there's a loud crack, and a door flies by the camera and lands on the floor. Suddenly you can hear pounding off screen.]
What the hell is this?! Some kind of joke?! Tear down this wall!
event!snow,
the commies are everywhere,
stupid walls,
worst roommate ever,
i hate the cold