[ 01 ] [ audio ] [ and what the fuck is this? ]

[idkmybffsean]

[The comm clicks on. Joseph sounds amused, if a little annoyed.]

Alright! Alright. You fucking got me. Now which one of you bastards wants to tell me what the fuck is up with this boat and where the fuck it's takin' me?

Ach. I promised a young lass I'd help her out tonight and I'd rather not disappoint.

[He pauses. There's the sound of a lighter

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[standardpackage]

Ya' won't be gettin' off anytime soon, Buddy.

[idkmybffsean]

[Joe snickers. He's still annoyed, but this is too good to pass up.]

I will get off as I please, thanks.

[Are they talking about the same thing? Probably not.]

[standardpackage]

[Cool, someone as perverted as himself.]

Never said ya' couldn't. Everyone needs a little time with their special friend.

An', just fer th' record, I meant getttin' outta this ship.

[idkmybffsean]

[He chuckles.]

Good to hear you agree. It's a very important piece of equipment you know. Gotta keep it serviced.

Yeah, the ship. How far until the next stop?

[standardpackage]

Got that right.

Not sure, had a small break a few months back.

[idkmybffsean]

Months.

Are you fuckin' kidding.

[standardpackage]

Nope, not at all. They're promisin' that we'll end up at a place called th' Golden Shores but I'm really doubtin' it at this point.

[idkmybffsean]

Golden Shore sounds like bullshit to me. It's too fancy. Kinda lame. They might as well call it the 'super fun garden of joy' or some shit like that.

How long they been promisin' this for?

[standardpackage]

[...Jinx already loves you, Joe.]

Or th' fuckin' land a' false promises. Say it's gonna be great there, but I don't see why th' captain would wanna take us somewhere nice after all a this shit.

[A pause for some braining.]

Well told me as soon as I got here, most likely longer than that.

[idkmybffsean]

Shit? I dunno. It looks pretty upper class to me. I ain't never seen anything like this. Us 'common folk' don't get to go near this kinda stuff.

[Financially, he's at the bottom of the food chain.]

How long you been here?

[standardpackage]

Back home I'd be lucky ta' ave even a fraction a this. Food's free, booze's on th' ship--it's th' life as soon as ya' get over th' captain.

Been here fer almost eight months.

[idkmybffsean]

Fuck. Off.

Eight stinkin' months?!

[standardpackage]

Eight fuckin' months. There's others that have been here longer

[idkmybffsean]

You're kiddin' me. Impossible no one's found a way off. Are we drivin' in fucking circles or somethin'?

[standardpackage]

Hell if I know. Like I said, we've hit land before.

[idkmybffsean]

Then why didn't everyone bolt while they had the chance?