★ 『fifteen』

[idkmybffsatan]

Now that everyone knows my Father sold my soul to the devil, I guess there's no point in trying to come off as a perfectly normal loser. Instead, I'll just be a freakish loser. Whatever, I don't even care anymore.

Right now, I want to sink myself in a tub of ice and not come out until winter because it's fucking hot. Can't the deities turn off the

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[haroicsacrifice]

Does that really make you all that freakish here?

It'd be pretty strange in my world! But this place is more interesting.

[idkmybffsatan]

Relatively...no. In my world? Yes.

Interesting means dangerous. But hey! You might just find that fun.

[haroicsacrifice]

You're not in your world, so for now, you don't have to worry about it so much.

...The danger isn't so fun. But meeting people with stories like that is.

[idkmybffsatan]

The Devil is a tricky snake. But he's also a busy man, so maybe I don't have to worry.

You figure I should write a book on my life then? Chronicles of the Guy who's Dad sold his soul to the Devil?

[haroicsacrifice]

Is he here now? I don't think we should have to worry about people who aren't here. That's one benefit of this place.

I'd read it!

[idkmybffsatan]

But he could be. Or he could be somehow watching from home. Or maybe I'm just listing all the worst possibilities in my head.

I'm sorry to say, but it'd probably be really boring. Half of it will consist of a douchebag verbally mocking me and the other half will consis of me making a fool of myself. But if you're into that sort of thing...

[haroicsacrifice]

I've never heard of anyone watching this place from home. Is he really that special?

...Well, if it would be embarrassing for you, I probably wouldn't be that interested.