★『twenty-seven』

[idkmybffsatan]

YO DAMIEN! I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but-

Sam Oliver is the best spawn of Satan of all time. OF ALL TIME!!

[ the clatter of a communicator as it hits the floor, followed by a harsh buzz of static--]

What the hell was-

Juuuuuust kidding! Funniest one of the day, don't you think? Oh, fuck my life.

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Voice;

[theotokos]

[SILENCE]

voice

[idkmybffsatan]

[ ...laaaughs ]

You know I'm not affected, Lady. Decided to go with something shocking for a joke though.

voice

[theotokos]

[Awkwaaaard]

Yeah, there's no way you could be of demonic descent. Glad I'm not affected.

VOICE

[idkmybffsatan]

Tell that to the blockhead up there.

VOICE

[theotokos]

I don't know what to say to him, other than he obviously never seen a half-demon. If it's not true, why worry?

[idkmybffsatan]

Because I don't like the idea of him wandering around spreading false rumors.

...or something like that.

[theotokos]

Eh, with the way things are here, it gets looked over with other curses and posts. I don' think you have to worry.

[idkmybffsatan]

You're right. Besides, someone who was really the spawn of the Devil just wouldn't outright ... say it, even if he was cursed.