★『twenty-six』

[idkmybffsatan]

I've never read the bible, not even a single page of the first chapter - whatever it's called, Book of Job? I've never been to church. I've never prayed. In high school, when we read Paradise Lost, I scanned over one paged and then used the book for a coaster. I didn't know what terms like Benediction, Holy Trinity, Anti-Christ, or Salvation even

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[itextedyou]

Does it pay well?

[idkmybffsatan]

No.

[itextedyou]

Then it sucks to be you.

[idkmybffsatan]

Sometimes I agree with that.

Though, in a way, I guess I do get paid. I get to stay on his good side.

[itextedyou]

Satan has a good side?

[idkmybffsatan]

Relatively speaking? He's a sadistic, sarcastic bastard, as he should be. I mean, I've seen him destroy an entire building of demons. And fucking laugh about it.

But sometimes he's not that bad. He can be interesting and bearable to talk to, and he's saved my life ... so there's that-

I hate curses.

[itextedyou]

What else do you do once you've destroyed an entire anything full of something, really?

The curses entertain me. I choose not to be frustrated.

[idkmybffsatan]

Not laugh about it? You'd think killing them was enough, but hey. It's fucking Satan.

Because you're not affected, simple as that. It's easy to lean back and act nonchalant when you're not in the crossfire.

[itextedyou]

It's easy to lean back and act nonchalant period. Panicking takes up valuable energy.

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[idkmybffsatan]

Because you're immortal jackass, I get it. You never have to worry about anything.

2/2 sob enter key

[idkmybffsatan]

...Sorry.

I'm sort of irritated.

[itextedyou]

I noticed.

Chill out. Enjoy a cold beer or some other human thing.

[idkmybffsatan]

Because it's just that simple, isn't it?

Whatever.