★『twenty-five』 |
Oh, come on. I didn't even do anything! Sure, I may have put my parking ticket on Ted's car or threw bags of flaming shit at houses when I was fifteen, but I haven't killed anyone.
[ rattling of metal prison bars ]
I'm a good guy, okay! The devil may owns my soul, but that isn't a crime in itself, right? It wasn't my fault-- I mean, this is complete bullshit. You've got mass murderers and idiots that go around bombing City buildings out there, and you put me in jail? Holy shit! What could I do? Try and steal an old guy's cane, only to have him kick me in the balls?
[there's a pause of silence, like the communicator has cut off, only snap on a few minutes later.]
...What? Why? Why would that even- If you ask me, ask anyone here, they would say what I did was a good thing. Good for everyone! The fucking hero always destroys evil in the movies, right? It didn't even work, and in the end I was tri-
[ more rattling of bars ]
Let me out.
[ooc: ... He was in a demon rebellion to murder Satan. Obviously, it didn't work at all. But attempted murder is attempted murder. ]
[ rattling of metal prison bars ]
I'm a good guy, okay! The devil may owns my soul, but that isn't a crime in itself, right? It wasn't my fault-- I mean, this is complete bullshit. You've got mass murderers and idiots that go around bombing City buildings out there, and you put me in jail? Holy shit! What could I do? Try and steal an old guy's cane, only to have him kick me in the balls?
[there's a pause of silence, like the communicator has cut off, only snap on a few minutes later.]
...What? Why? Why would that even- If you ask me, ask anyone here, they would say what I did was a good thing. Good for everyone! The fucking hero always destroys evil in the movies, right? It didn't even work, and in the end I was tri-
[ more rattling of bars ]
Let me out.
[ooc: ... He was in a demon rebellion to murder Satan. Obviously, it didn't work at all. But attempted murder is attempted murder. ]