022 | [Video/Action]
[ Oh, everyone surely missed his beautiful voice or something like that. Since he's so awesome at not being annoying. There's been a lot going on. Luceti is in a bit of a state to see. But don't worry, fair people; Papa Smurf here knows exactly what the place needs. And if he happens to be broadcasting from in front of a man-sized poster of the most beautiful child ever, well, that's probably got nothing to do with it.
We're not questioning how he got it. He may have actually drawn it by hand if he had to. This is all for the greater good, you know. ]
YO, LUCETI~!
Maes Hughes here, with a very special announcement! I'm sure most of you are familiar with my daughter, Elicia. [ WHAP. Pointing with a yardstick to that poster. ] It just so happens that she has a birthday coming up this summer! Since making it known is the best way for it to be made known, I thought it would be for the best to inform you all that you have thirty-four days left to find the right gift!
[ That's right. ] I know how appropriate shopping on such a rushed schedule can be a hassle, too, so I'm including a brief list of approved gift ideas for my little girl to help people get started if they're having trouble~ Please turn your attention to the list to my right!
[ And another WHAP. Oh look, a giant-text list next to that poster! He'll be reading them off one by one, because this is important business *A* but we'll keep it in brackets to somewhat spare your monitors.
...wait, first things first, this bad boy is getting filtered away from Elicia. SURPRISES ARE GOOD FOR YOU.
Stuffed animals
Dolls
Other toys; cars, dollhouses, instruments, etc.
Dresses
Crafts
Board games
Books
Dresses
Photo albums
Pets are under debate ]
There. Now you're fully prepared to get out there and become fully prepared! I'll be counting on you, everyone! Come to me with any questions.
[ And if you'd like to hit the action route instead of the video, he will be a) at home or b) ... pulling the big Elicia poster out to the square, all the better for it to be seen. >.> ]
We're not questioning how he got it. He may have actually drawn it by hand if he had to. This is all for the greater good, you know. ]
YO, LUCETI~!
Maes Hughes here, with a very special announcement! I'm sure most of you are familiar with my daughter, Elicia. [ WHAP. Pointing with a yardstick to that poster. ] It just so happens that she has a birthday coming up this summer! Since making it known is the best way for it to be made known, I thought it would be for the best to inform you all that you have thirty-four days left to find the right gift!
[ That's right. ] I know how appropriate shopping on such a rushed schedule can be a hassle, too, so I'm including a brief list of approved gift ideas for my little girl to help people get started if they're having trouble~ Please turn your attention to the list to my right!
[ And another WHAP. Oh look, a giant-text list next to that poster! He'll be reading them off one by one, because this is important business *A* but we'll keep it in brackets to somewhat spare your monitors.
...wait, first things first, this bad boy is getting filtered away from Elicia. SURPRISES ARE GOOD FOR YOU.
Stuffed animals
Dolls
Other toys; cars, dollhouses, instruments, etc.
Dresses
Crafts
Board games
Books
Dresses
Photo albums
Pets are under debate ]
There. Now you're fully prepared to get out there and become fully prepared! I'll be counting on you, everyone! Come to me with any questions.
[ And if you'd like to hit the action route instead of the video, he will be a) at home or b) ... pulling the big Elicia poster out to the square, all the better for it to be seen. >.> ]