Citizens of Luceti, this is Lieutenant Colonel Maes Hughes. I'd like to have your attention for a moment, if you'll direct your attention to the journals. [ And then quickly, without doubt, the dead-serious face is gone. And- and what's that? Could it be- why, yes, IT'S A PHOTOGRAPH TO THE PROVERBIAL FACE. ]
THIS IS MY PRECIOUS BABY GIRL AT HER FIRST BIRTHDAY, ISN'T SHE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN~~~?
[ You've watched. You've waited. And now the time has finally come.
At roughly eight o'clock this morning, Maes Hughes casually walks into the item shop. Exactly three minutes later, there is an inarticulate SCREAM OF JOY. A certain someone will be leaving the shop in a flurry of hearts, with a load of photographs to grace the masses with~
And he is going to be everywhere, anywhere where people can be found, doing just that. His usual good cheer has been replaced with the most unbelievable utter joy ever in existence. OBVIOUSLY HE HAS TO SHARE IT. ]
((now is your character's...first chance to be trolled with photos. I simply request that said photos are left unharmed 8|))