31st Badge [action]

[idkmybffpika]

[Training with Raphael, then Smoker, and looking for a sword to train with Link have finally taken their toll on Ash. He's currently dead to the world, asleep on a bench in the town square. He's got his journal with him, and seems to have doodled something in it before falling asleep.]

Comments

[Voice]

[meanandgreen]

[Well someone sounds generally displeased.]

...Cute.

[Voice]

[idkmybffpika]

[There's some more snoring noises.]

No, no, put the ketchup on Pikachu's....I don't like that much....

[Voice]

[meanandgreen]

What the...

[So tempted to hunt you down and smack you upside the head.]

Hey! I'm talkin' to you.

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[idkmybffpika]

[Perhaps you'd better. Ash is too far lost in his wonderful dream of foods.]

Pasta...!

[Voice]

[meanandgreen]

[Then he will! No student of his is gonna act this stupid. And he's in a pissy mood anyways. Woe to you, Ash Ketchum.]

[Action]

[idkmybffpika]

[Woe indeed. Well, not like he's aware.]

Mmm 'kay. No tomato berries please.

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[meanandgreen]

[Well isn't that just sweet. Raph finds Ash snoozing in the town square, and stands watching him for a moment with a look akin to disgust.

Then he turns, distracted by the trickle of water from the fountain behind him, and suddenly gets a very bright idea.

So he stalks off again, retrieving a bucket from the smithy, then dipping it into the cold fountain water.

He approaches Ash again with a full dripping bucket, then dumps it over the kid's sleeping form.]

[Action]

[idkmybffpika]

[Sputters, jerking instantly awake!] GFAGFGAGFSAGAFGAS COOOOOOLLLLD!

[Action]

[meanandgreen]

[Raph puts his hands on his hips and glares at him sternly.]

Serves you right. How am I supposed to teach you self-defense if you fall asleep out in the open like a damn log.

[Action]

[superior_genes]

[And then something else happens. That same water is going to splash up onto Raph as well. Someone doesn't appreciate his human being treated like that.]

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[idkmybffpika]

But! But today's not a trainin' day! [He flails a little, and, when the water splashes back up, he instantly thinks he's done it.]

Oh! Ah! Um! I didn't mean to do that!

[Action]

[meanandgreen]

[Raph is not happy. Not one bit.]

Every day is trainin' day if you're gonna learn to protect yourself. [He juts a finger in Mewtwo's direction.] Now call off your damn dog.

[Action]

[superior_genes]

[Is just floating overhead, glaring at the turtle.]

I am nobody's possession. It would be wise if you simply walked away. Now.

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[idkmybffpika]

[Oh, god.]

M-Mewtwo! How long've you been there???

[Action]

[meanandgreen]

[Raph glowers up at Mewtwo, hands on his sai.]

Is that a threat, freak-boy?

[Action]

[superior_genes]

No.

[GLARE.]

It's a promise.