[007; video]

[idkmybffnick]

[The video clicks on and there is... Maya. Though her expression's a bit different than normal, somewhere between clueless and smug, and she looks, vaguely perplexed. Her voice probably sounds very familiar to her friends.]

Oh! It's recording! So, like, does anyone know what's going on here? I seem to be, like, totally locked in a bathroom or

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[dividend]

... what do you mean, your agent? Is this some kind of joke?

[idkmybffnick]

Oh! Hey, Mr. Wright! Can you get me out of here?

[dividend]

Isn't the lock on the inside?

[idkmybffnick]

[...]

It's... jammed or something. Dude, I don't even know how I got in here. Don't ask such hard questions.

[dividend]

H-hang on a minute, I'll come over.

[idkmybffnick]

Hurry up! I got like, stuff to do!

[dividend]

Like what, exactly?

[idkmybffnick]

I gotta get in touch with my agent.

I'm a very busy man, Mr. Wright. I thought we, like, established this already.

[dividend]

You don't have an agent, Maya!

[idkmybffnick]

Wow, Mr. Wright. You're acting weird.

[dividend]

S-so says you! This isn't funny, Maya!

[idkmybffnick]

Of course this isn't funny, dude! I gotta get out of here!

[dividend]

I'm trying!

[idkmybffnick]

Well, try harder!

[dividend]

I'm doing the best that I can!

[idkmybffnick]

Whatever, dude.

[jigglejigglejiggle]