May 03, 2011 22:57
[It's dark. The only light in the clinic room comes from a flashlight ... under the bed. Yes. Tamaki is lying, stomach down, on the floor under the bed (but on top of a blanket). He has next to his trusty flashlight a small assortment of sock puppets. Each one resembles another member of the Ouran High School Host Club in only the vaguest of ways.
Two puppets are currently secured on his arms. One with a sloppy mop of brown hair and large button eyes, and one with a couple of dots of black hair and makeshift glasses.]
No, Tamaki-senpai. For the last time, I am not going to wear that ridiculous thing.
[Says the brunette puppet with a tone of disdain.]
But I bought it just for you! See, it even says, "Kiss the cook!"
A mass produced apron you bought in some department store does not qualify as consent.
[Says the puppet with glasses as Tamaki's thumb moves to readjust the pipe-cleaner spectacles.]
Kyouya! How could you?!
I didn't realize you had such vulgar intentions, senpai....
That wasn't it at all! I didn't mean-
[And in a pique of frustration, Tamaki removes the socks, tosses them back in the pile with the others, and sulks under the other side of the bed, where he remains scrunched up until the video recording ends.]
((ooc: Replies will be slow because, lol, still tagging his intro. But. I hear tell of apps soon, so.))
he's that speshul kind of special,
!haruhi,
!kyouya,
i went to a department store for you!,
lonely prince is lonely