The First Rose [Accidental Video]

[idkmybffkyouya]

[Tamaki seems surprisingly calm for someone so prone to over-reaction as he scans his surroundings with a surveyor's eye. He takes a few steps forward, tapping what's left of a dirty, barely-held-together rock wall. After another minute, he nods decisively.]

My, Kyouya. You've really outdone yourself this time. It looks so authentic. But...

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Comments

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[coraltaijiya]

...did you hit your head, sir?

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[idkmybffkyouya]

I can assure you, I am without injury! Fear not for me, fair lady, for my own thoughts rest only on you.

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[coraltaijiya]

Uh... I guess it's good you're not injured...

[Whoa. Flattery senses tingling - but somehow this one seems different. Much less ulterior motive-y.]

I'm assuming you're new to Adstringendum.

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[idkmybffkyouya]

I am! It's, ah, a very unique place you all have here!

[Look. He's trying to compliment Adstring. How cute.]

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[coraltaijiya]

[Unique... definitely an apt word.]

Ah... yes... I guess it is... among other things, that is.

[She, on the other hand, is making no such effort.]

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[idkmybffkyouya]

Other things, Miss?

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[coraltaijiya]

Dilapidated, dangerous, dystopic. Just generally unpleasant.

[She gives a hapless shrug.]

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[idkmybffkyouya]

Ah! But a place is only what you make of it. Even the worst of circumstances can be overcome with a little bit of style!

[You can just imagine him putting on a pair of sunglasses and smirking.]

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[coraltaijiya]

I can agree with you there. We must make do, I suppose.

I'm Sango, by the way.

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[idkmybffkyouya]

Suoh Tamaki, Host Club King!

[And he bows. Yeah, he bows at the PCD.]

At your service.

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[coraltaijiya]

[Sango awkwardly bows back.]

It's nice to meet you. What's a Host Club?

[At this point she's wondering if this means he's actual royalty.]

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[idkmybffkyouya]

It is an very prestigious club I founded at my school! [Though the way he says it makes it sound like he's describing a castle.] Wherein those young ladies with an excess of free time may spend the after school hours in the company of those handsome men they admire!

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[coraltaijiya]

[This concept is new and hard to grasp.]

What, so it's like... male geisha?

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[idkmybffkyouya]

YES!

[He might be a little too happy with that comparison.]

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[coraltaijiya]

[Well... each to his own, she guesses.]

And that's what you do for a living?

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[idkmybffkyouya]

It's not a career! It's a way of life!

[DRAMATIC POINTING GESTURE!]