This would be the concrit/contact post for Dan Humphrey:
idkmybffcedric from wherever the hell I'm trolling today.
How do you think I'm doing? Is Dan too douchey, not douchey enough, does he feel right or off? Let me know.
As per tradition, anonymous posting is on, and all comments will be screened; however, if you do not wish them to be unscreened please say so, because otherwise I'll reply and pick your brain on how to do better.