just found out there's no such thing as the real world

[idkmybffcedric]

[accidental video]

[The entry opens on Dan jolting awake from where he's laying slumped on a bench, snoring softly. The right side of his face is bright red from being smushed against hard plastic. He may be drooling a little.]

I'm up, I'm up! Crap, I'm going to-- Okay. Okay, this is weird.

[He trails off, rubbing a hand over his face, and

Comments

[malleableworld]

Not hell.

[idkmybffcedric]

I got the memo. Alternate dimension. Of course.

[malleableworld]

Sort of.

I'm Nate.

[idkmybffcedric]

Dan Humphrey.

[malleableworld]

Nice to meet you, Dan. You're friends with Serena?

[idkmybffcedric]

Likewise. And I wouldn't call us friends, so much as... yeah, I have no idea what we are. If I believed in Facebook, our relationship status would be 'It's Complicated'.

[malleableworld]

Oh. Well she's really very kind, but it's nice that you have people from your world here. You know Blair and Chuck then, too?

[idkmybffcedric]

That's Serena. The kindest.

...Only in the most general, hate-filled fashion.

[malleableworld]

I've only really had a cursory meeting with Chuck, but Blair can be nice, too.

I don't think it's very common, though.

[idkmybffcedric]

Blair Waldorf.

...Nice. Ever.

Well, apparently my country elected the right person for once, so I guess anything can happen.

[malleableworld]

Of course she can.

[idkmybffcedric]

And someday I'll marry into the Vanderbilts.

[malleableworld]

Should I know what that means?

[idkmybffcedric]

...No, apparently not.

[malleableworld]

I'm sorry.

[idkmybffcedric]

A world where the name Vanderbilt doesn't inspire automatic shock and awe is just fine. Don't worry.