Asura Doesn't Quite Celebrate Christmas

[idkeatinmybff]

Master! Master, where are you? Vajra? Where in the world could you two have gone? Did everyone forget about me again? Tck. No one ever waits for me! Lord Death! Master Shinigami! Vajra! ...Excalibur? N-No.I don't think they're here. Could it be Witches? Witch Queen Mabaa could create a space like this to trap me in, but how did I get stuck in here

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[beheadofworship]

I don't think you're crazy, mister! I woke up like this too.

But, but...

Do you really think it was witches?! My mommy says they're evil!

[idkeatinmybff]

That's because they are. I can't think of anything else that could do this but Witches, so it's probably--

...

AUGH, why am I telling a kid there are Witches around?! Stupid, stupid!

[beheadofworship]

Cause I asked you about them, duh. Lying never leads to good things! That's why God said not to do it in the ten commandments.

[idkeatinmybff]

...Uh, right. Yeah.

...

Uh, so...stay away from Witches. Is that what I should say? Should I tell him to stay in school or something? Aah, maybe this is why the others don't like being around me...

[beheadofworship]

I'll try, mister! But how do I know if someone is a witch?

[idkeatinmybff]

Uh, well, they're always women--but don't be some misogynist, no one likes that!--and they...wear pointy hats?

...

Augh, this isn't helpful at all! Unless you can sense souls, I guess you can't tell who's a witch or not, kid...

[beheadofworship]

Sense souls... umm... I don't think I can do that. Mommy says she can see my soul, but I don't know where she is. I hope I find her so she can keep me away from the witches! I'd better ask God, too.

[idkeatinmybff]

You...you do that. God isn't as helpful as you think.

[beheadofworship]

Are you going to stay away from the witches too?

[idkeatinmybff]

No. I'm going to hunt them.

[beheadofworship]

What? That's excellent!

[idkeatinmybff]

E-Eh?! No, it's...

...

Is it?

[beheadofworship]

Sure! Cause witches are evil, and when evil is defeated, all the good people can be safe.

[idkeatinmybff]

Good?

...Is that what I'm doing?

[beheadofworship]

Yes. That's called justice.

[idkeatinmybff]

Eh...

What good does justice do me? It doesn't keep you from dying. This kind of justice doesn't keep you from being scared.

Right.