Asura Doesn't Quite Celebrate Christmas

[idkeatinmybff]

Master! Master, where are you? Vajra? Where in the world could you two have gone? Did everyone forget about me again? Tck. No one ever waits for me! Lord Death! Master Shinigami! Vajra! ...Excalibur? N-No.I don't think they're here. Could it be Witches? Witch Queen Mabaa could create a space like this to trap me in, but how did I get stuck in here

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[iamtheforest]

Ohoho, I don't recall a being as strange as you being created yet! Have the other Gods been working behind my back?

[idkeatinmybff]

Oh? What this this nonsense?

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A talking...dog? One of the immortal clan?

[iamtheforest]

Talking dog? Ahahahaha! I see you truly know nothing!

I am Coyote, the greatest of all the Gods save for the Great Spriit itself! Mankind is yet far too young to survive on its own, so you will be working with us very closely!

[idkeatinmybff]

Is this some sort of trick? I don't think a 'Coyote' was on Master's list, but...

[iamtheforest]

Then the list is wrong, for here I am.

[idkeatinmybff]

Of course you are; I see you.

Just...stop playing jokes.

[iamtheforest]

Ahahaha! You may as well ask rivers to flow upstream, or the sun to cool whatever its rays touch!

[idkeatinmybff]

Agh, speaking in riddles--stop that! It's frustrating. Master does it enough.

[iamtheforest]

Ah, but I do not give you riddles, how will Man grow and become wise?

[idkeatinmybff]

By giving us a straightforward answer for once.

[iamtheforest]

Ahahahaa! If that is what you desire, you'll have to ask the other Gods!