Asura and Halloween

[idkeatinmybff]

Feh. What is this? Halloween? Candy, costumes, the children are all excited

Comments

[brbpouncingyou]

Dude, it's free candy. Just eat it. Don't be such a downer.

...Wait a sec, you said things changed in the past hundred years. Just how old are you?

[idkeatinmybff]

I stopped keeping track twelve hundred years ago. Birthdays are only a celebration of how much closer one is to death.

[brbpouncingyou]

...Holy fuck, you belong in a museum. You're not just old, you're really old.

[idkeatinmybff]

Yes, I am. But I don't look old.

[brbpouncingyou]

Lucky you. Now, say, what if you didn't not look old? What would you do?

Would your life just fall to shambles?

[[Poor pun is poor.]]

[idkeatinmybff]

I would look...closer to death. I would hate it. Loathe it. People always look down on and judge the elderly. I would hate it.

[brbpouncingyou]

You wouldn't look closer to, you'd just... be dead. I think.

...what, you've got self-esteem issues or something?

[idkeatinmybff]

Of course not! So stupid.

[brbpouncingyou]

...You suuuure~?

[[Hunter's voice just became twice as irritating.]]

[idkeatinmybff]

Go annoy someone else!