Asura Greets the New Neighbors
What is all this noise? Why in the world are there so many new people?
I can't stand all this noise. I can't stand it.
Attention new people of the town of Mayfield.
You are all stuck here and you are all incapable of leaving. The chances of you being horribly mutilated and possibly permanently brainwashed against your will are both quite high. Those you love do not know you are missing. If they come here? They will likely be mutilated and permanently brainwashed.
Please stop shouting and being in a perpetual state of shock and surprise. Accept your fate and continue going about trying to live a relatively normal life before the crushing force that is reality destroys your sanity. You are giving me a headache.
If you are a woman, stop hitting me.
If you are one of these many people claiming to be countries, shut up. The idea is absolutely ludicrous. I will not accept such nonsense and if you continue to refer to yourselves as nations, I will give each and every last one of you a name myself.
Besides that:
Stay off MY LAWN.
I can't stand all this noise. I can't stand it.
Attention new people of the town of Mayfield.
You are all stuck here and you are all incapable of leaving. The chances of you being horribly mutilated and possibly permanently brainwashed against your will are both quite high. Those you love do not know you are missing. If they come here? They will likely be mutilated and permanently brainwashed.
Please stop shouting and being in a perpetual state of shock and surprise. Accept your fate and continue going about trying to live a relatively normal life before the crushing force that is reality destroys your sanity. You are giving me a headache.
If you are a woman, stop hitting me.
If you are one of these many people claiming to be countries, shut up. The idea is absolutely ludicrous. I will not accept such nonsense and if you continue to refer to yourselves as nations, I will give each and every last one of you a name myself.
Besides that:
Stay off MY LAWN.