Asura, Merry Christmas!

[idkeatinmybff]

...What a horrible timing for Christmas to suddenly fall out of the blue. Joy and festivities leave my dramatic announcement less...dramatic. What is the interest in the cold and gifts, anyways? Humans, so riddled with sin--why can you not grow past material possessions?

[His curiosity getting the better of him--it's been several hundred years

Comments

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Material possessions are fun. What's wrong with that?

[idkeatinmybff]

They're a weakness.

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If they get in the way, I can break them.

[idkeatinmybff]

Go ahead and break as many as you'd like, including the other children's.

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If I wanted permission, I wouldn't ask you.

[idkeatinmybff]

Don't mouth back.

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Why not?

[idkeatinmybff]

Because children should be seen and not heard.

[hide_break_play]

I'm not a child.

[idkeatinmybff]

You look and behave like one.

[hide_break_play]

I'll act like an adult when I see a good reason to do so.

[idkeatinmybff]

Then behave like a child and keep quiet unless spoken to.

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Have you ever actually met a child, or simply heard about them in passing?

[idkeatinmybff]

I've eaten my fair share.