Asura Mows the Lawn

[idkeatinmybff]

This place...

It's an inconvenience. Taking away powers and possessions that were earned and developed through many years of hard work and determination...

[Here you have Asura, just your typical, average Mayfield resident--just like the rest of you. He is making his nice announcement outside of his home while, beside him, a gas-powered lawnmower

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[godfromthe_cell]

So this place is just

as bad as before.

[idkeatinmybff]

What is wrong, boy?

[godfromthe_cell]

Everything.

You.

Me.

[idkeatinmybff]

...

That's succinct.

[choosemetolive]

Yukki, get back! He's dangerous!

[godfromthe_cell]

Even this place, I can't get away from it.

Why does everyone have to hurt--

[He's already backing away from Asura, but slowly.]

[choosemetolive]

[Yuno puts herself between Asura and Yukki, knife futilely pointed at him.]

He's not even like the diary wielders. They were at least human.

[idkeatinmybff]

For children looking for the power of a god...

You are both quite ready to run when you see the power for yourself.

Do you fear what you crave? That must be a pitiable existence.

[choosemetolive]

This isn't what Yukki wants! He just wants to be able to bring his parents back to life!

[idkeatinmybff]

...Are you idiotic?

[choosemetolive]

What?

[idkeatinmybff]

Even Eibon failed to do that...

What could you children possibly have that could bring the dead back to life? Idiotic!

[choosemetolive]

Deus is the Lord of Time and Space! If Yuno succeeds him, then he can reverse causality!

[idkeatinmybff]

...

Ridiculous.

[choosemetolive]

Is it so ridiculous that I know about a power that you don't?

[idkeatinmybff]

A power that does not exist! The Dark Wizard Eibon could not find the key to reviving the dead!

Even the God of Death himself cannot do that!