Apr 05, 2009 15:57
W-W-What is going on? Someone explain to me
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME RIGHT NOW
where are my clothes
THIS IS INFURIATING and embarrassing; I don't have the body for this.
I do like the floral pattern.
BUT THESE CLOTHES ARE SO LIGHT AND SMALL i need more to cover myself with and
[Here you have Asura, a now ordinary man in what would normally be paradise. For him, though, it is Hell: trypically a wearer of several layers of winter clothing even in the warmest of months, now a man restricted to wearing swimming trunks and five layers of Hawaiian shirts. He is currently outside, throwing a fit, and being pecked at and followed by a flock of seagulls.]
...
GO AWAY!
[In his rage, he punts a seagull, but in its place come several more. Why do these scavengers follow him so intently? Perhaps they smell the scent of death upon him.]