Asura Feeds the Seagulls

Apr 05, 2009 15:57

W-W-What is going on? Someone explain to me

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME RIGHT NOW

where are my clothes

THIS IS INFURIATING and embarrassing; I don't have the body for this.

I do like the floral pattern.

BUT THESE CLOTHES ARE SO LIGHT AND SMALL i need more to cover myself with and

[Here you have Asura, a now ordinary man in what would normally be paradise. For him, though, it is Hell: trypically a wearer of several layers of winter clothing even in the warmest of months, now a man restricted to wearing swimming trunks and five layers of Hawaiian shirts. He is currently outside, throwing a fit, and being pecked at and followed by a flock of seagulls.]

...

GO AWAY!

[In his rage, he punts a seagull, but in its place come several more. Why do these scavengers follow him so intently? Perhaps they smell the scent of death upon him.]
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