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Last night I was really rather ill.
Despite holding tightly to the porcelain I still managed to artex 2 opposing walls, the carpet and my legs, in shades of chunky wild mushroom risotto and white wine.
I tell you this only because it was all achieved with a faint admiration for the intensity of the projectile and the surface area covered.
Poor old Alan Bennett who at the time was sitting on the bathroom floor may never look me in the eye again.
I am 44
This is rock’n’roll.
(Tonight I best wash the carpet)
Despite holding tightly to the porcelain I still managed to artex 2 opposing walls, the carpet and my legs, in shades of chunky wild mushroom risotto and white wine.
I tell you this only because it was all achieved with a faint admiration for the intensity of the projectile and the surface area covered.
Poor old Alan Bennett who at the time was sitting on the bathroom floor may never look me in the eye again.
I am 44
This is rock’n’roll.
(Tonight I best wash the carpet)