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7:35pm
Ted yeah, don't post those... you've been banned from enough places this week.
7:35pmBarney
I think that strong-arm tactics are called for
7:35pm
Ted indeed.
7:35pmBarney
You HAD to bring up Laser Tag didn't you?
*is sad*
7:35pm
Ted sorry!
7:35pmBarney
Apology accepted.
7:36pm
Ted but there are like dozens of laser tag places in the city
I'll help you find another one to go to. +)
*=)
7:36pmBarney
*sighs* Dude, you are my bestest bro.
Love you, man.
7:36pm
Ted Love you too, bro.
7:37pmBarney
Okay, this is getting girly.
7:37pm
Ted I was just thinking that.
SPORTS!
7:37pmBarney
Speaking of which... I've had lots of ladeez trying to be friends with me
SPORTS! *ahem*
7:38pm
Ted That so?
I saw Robin has like 100 dude friends already
7:38pmBarney
Ted, I just don't get it. I have STANDARDS. Do they expect me to friend them if they don't have a photo?
Robin's slutty tendencies will out, Dude.
7:38pm
Ted Ew, not having a profile picture is sketchy.
7:39pmBarney
Right! Exactly.
I've messaged them all telling them to send me a picture of them, preferably in a low-cut top.
7:40pm
Ted Oh, and that's NOT sketchy?
7:40pmBarney
Btw dude, those pics in your Random are making me misty-eyed.
7:41pm
Ted I need a better album name, but I couldn't come up with one on such short notice.
I like your new profile picture, btw.
7:41pmBarney
I'm wondering if I should post a checklist of criteria on my open profile. Ladeez - if you wanna be friends with the Barnacle you have to be at least a 9 and a B cup size??
I'm thinking that my profile picture looks a bit sketchy. Not completely satisfied.
Unlike that chick Rebekah last night. Say WHAT? Hehe
7:42pm
Ted Haha, nice. *virtual high five*
7:43pmBarney
*virtual hand slap*
7:43pm
Ted What about that picture of you in front of that like beige wall, or whatever?
7:45pmBarney
Which photo in front of beige wall?
7:46pm
Ted ummm either one of them. Robin took some nice pics that day too... I think one of them's her profile picture.
7:49pmBarney
Just going to look. Was distracted by that chick Mary from my building. You remember? The one who I told you was a hooker that time and you almost totally slept with her. hehehe
7:49pm
Ted Oh yeah... she was totally pissed at me when I tried to friend her.
Way to not pass on my apology messages to her, by the way.
7:50pmBarney
Dude, if you saw that, would you be thinking about anything other than her two, perky assets?!?
7:52pm
Ted you're sick.
7:54pmBarney
I assure you I am quite well! ;-)
Anyways, I can't hang around to chit chat. Have to sort some things. 5 hour meeting with Koreans today. Distracted me from my real work.
Catch you on the flipside Ted.
7:55pm
Ted see ya at MacLaren's tonight, then!
7:55pmBarney
Rubber-glove UP!
7:55pm
Ted *shudders*
7:55pmBarney
Barnacle out.
7:55pm
Ted see ya!
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