Facebook insanity

Apr 02, 2009 20:48

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7:35pmTed

yeah, don't post those... you've been banned from enough places this week.

7:35pmBarney

I think that strong-arm tactics are called for

7:35pmTed

indeed.

7:35pmBarney

You HAD to bring up Laser Tag didn't you?

*is sad*

7:35pmTed

sorry!

7:35pmBarney

Apology accepted.

7:36pmTed

but there are like dozens of laser tag places in the city

I'll help you find another one to go to. +)

*=)

7:36pmBarney

*sighs* Dude, you are my bestest bro.

Love you, man.

7:36pmTed

Love you too, bro.

7:37pmBarney

Okay, this is getting girly.

7:37pmTed

I was just thinking that.

SPORTS!

7:37pmBarney

Speaking of which... I've had lots of ladeez trying to be friends with me

SPORTS! *ahem*

7:38pmTed

That so?

I saw Robin has like 100 dude friends already

7:38pmBarney

Ted, I just don't get it. I have STANDARDS. Do they expect me to friend them if they don't have a photo?

Robin's slutty tendencies will out, Dude.

7:38pmTed

Ew, not having a profile picture is sketchy.

7:39pmBarney

Right! Exactly.

I've messaged them all telling them to send me a picture of them, preferably in a low-cut top.

7:40pmTed

Oh, and that's NOT sketchy?

7:40pmBarney

Btw dude, those pics in your Random are making me misty-eyed.

7:41pmTed

I need a better album name, but I couldn't come up with one on such short notice.

I like your new profile picture, btw.

7:41pmBarney

I'm wondering if I should post a checklist of criteria on my open profile. Ladeez - if you wanna be friends with the Barnacle you have to be at least a 9 and a B cup size??

I'm thinking that my profile picture looks a bit sketchy. Not completely satisfied.

Unlike that chick Rebekah last night. Say WHAT? Hehe

7:42pmTed

Haha, nice. *virtual high five*

7:43pmBarney

*virtual hand slap*

7:43pmTed

What about that picture of you in front of that like beige wall, or whatever?

7:45pmBarney

Which photo in front of beige wall?

7:46pmTed

ummm either one of them. Robin took some nice pics that day too... I think one of them's her profile picture.

7:49pmBarney

Just going to look. Was distracted by that chick Mary from my building. You remember? The one who I told you was a hooker that time and you almost totally slept with her. hehehe

7:49pmTed

Oh yeah... she was totally pissed at me when I tried to friend her.

Way to not pass on my apology messages to her, by the way.

7:50pmBarney

Dude, if you saw that, would you be thinking about anything other than her two, perky assets?!?

7:52pmTed

you're sick.

7:54pmBarney

I assure you I am quite well! ;-)

Anyways, I can't hang around to chit chat. Have to sort some things. 5 hour meeting with Koreans today. Distracted me from my real work.

Catch you on the flipside Ted.

7:55pmTed

see ya at MacLaren's tonight, then!

7:55pmBarney

Rubber-glove UP!

7:55pmTed

*shudders*

7:55pmBarney

Barnacle out.

7:55pmTed

see ya!

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