Spirit 004 [Video]

[idiotdetective]

[Someone was genuinely upset here, how lucky you would be if you happened to tune into the network to stumble across his little broadcast. It wasn't as if Yusuke were pissed off or anything. Things were just poorly timed.]Anyone wanna tell me how the fuck long I was out for, and when the hell my buddy here decided to catch up on some beauty sleep

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[ceruleanvices]

[A shrug.] Far as I know, it's still snoozin'.

[idiotdetective]

You don't say.

[So helpful.]

Is that all you gotta say?

[ceruleanvices]

I ain't your guardian, so I don't know how long you've been playing Sleeping Beauty. What else?

[idiotdetective]

Telling me why the damn fish is still there and not dead would be a fuckin' good place to start.

[He wasn't honestly expecting you to know how long he's been out anyway.]

[ceruleanvices]

You feel like dyin'?

[idiotdetective]

I'll just come back anyway. [He has before already, and not here either.]

[ceruleanvices]

Tch. You sound confident. Then go ahead and kill that thing. Just keep in mind that you're probably going to kill the rest of us, too.

[idiotdetective]

I would've done it by now if that weren't the case.

[ceruleanvices]

Glad you've got some sense in that head of yours.

[idiotdetective]

You want me to beat your face in?

[ceruleanvices]

[He sighs.] You're welcome to try, but I can promise you won't be walking away. And I'm not in the mood to deal with whiners right now; I'd rather try to figure out why the town's calamari supply is still alive, too.

[idiotdetective]

Tch.

...Town's calamari?

[ceruleanvices]

What's calamari made of, kid? 'Sides, that's not true - just a name. Beats constantly calling it a kraken.

[idiotdetective]

[...]

Ugly fish works just fine.