Hear Ye!

[idiotamerican]

I shall be in the theatrical metropolis of Chicago from Sunday to Thursday exhibiting my legendary monologue skills, and I want to embrace everyone that I can. My schedule is completely up to the hungry, thirsty schools who will no doubt be clawing my headshot and resume in greedy lust of my talent, but surely I can fit the company of my friends in between thier ravenous interviews that will stretch on for hours. Get in line; I assure you it is worth the wait.

And Chapman, no tears about your damn hectic schedule. I will silence the cries of desperate educators pleading for an encore of my performance only for the sake of a meal with you.

Until then.