Can't get any weirder.

[idiot_in_red]

I tried going into that place where are the people were supposed to be taken to, but I couldn't find anyone. I'll keep looking tomorrow because... I'm pretty tired. It's weird, but I haven't been able to sleep

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[deviousintent]

It's just empty hallways.

[idiot_in_red]

I noticed... But if they're trapped somewhere in there, we have to help them!

[deviousintent]

You can keep going back, but why would it be any different? It's not like hallways change themselves.

[idiot_in_red]

Maybe we missed a secret passage or something. It wouldn't be the first time!

Dwarven vow number 16: You can do anything if you try.

[deviousintent]

Dwarven vow?

[idiot_in_red]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with the Dwarven vows!

Geez!

[deviousintent]

What are they? It sounds like some sort of kid's game.

[idiot_in_red]

They're kind of like rules to live by!

[deviousintent]

[...] So you're a dwarf.

[idiot_in_red]

No, but my Dad is!

1/2

[deviousintent]

So, you're saying... Your dad is a dwarf...

[deviousintent]

[ROFLkjdbhsa excuse me while I LAUGH TO DEATH at your expense, oh you're so funny, really.]

[idiot_in_red]

Well, I know it's not every day that people have dwarves for dads, but he's a good dad!

[deviousintent]

[...He is. Laughing himself to tears now. ON THE FLOOR, LLOYD, HE SERIOUSLY CAN'T BREATHE HERE.]

[idiot_in_red]

Hey...

[deviousintent]

[SnickerSnickerSnicker] You don't look like a half-dwarf to me.