The Saturday to top all Saturdays, and well Sunday morning.
The Saturday to to all Saturdays, and well Sunday morning: Goodbye Spring Break.
1pm: 0 drinks
Well, it all started innocently as I awoke at noon to a refreshing IM from Monsieur Ted reading “Hey, come drink with us!!!” Okay, why not start off my drink with some jack. At his place we start drinking away and by 3 we finish a bottle of Jack.
3pm: 4 drinks, 2 shots & 1 Prozac
Then I hear from Tyler and Demas saying that they are gonna go see V for Vendetta. Why not? Im only drunk and on lots of Prozac. So off I go riding with Tyler to see what must be one of the best movies ever! Everyone must go see it! After the movie, and all our orgasms finish (from the greatness of the movie, not cause of an orgy) Tyler and I add another coat of paint to the wall.
Then back to Ted’s just in the nick of time as my drunkness starts to wear off. There I am reunited with the all amazing, beautiful Tracy whom I have not seen in freakin ages! So of course we all start drinking again
7pm: 8 drinks & 5 shots
We continue to drink and be goofy when we get an invitation to a pre party, which for us will be a post pre, pre pre party. We head over and drink more! Oh, and smoke, wee!
9pm: 9 drinks, 5 shots, 1 Prozac & 3 bowls swag.
Now off to my place and ted’s to get ready for the pre party before we head downtown. Off to the pre party/before (call it what you will) at 10 pm, that’s 9 hours now. At the party we meet up with a good number of mo’s all ready to party it up downtown! But first we must drink more!
11pm: 13 drinks, 5 shots, 1 Prozac & 3 bowls swag
Once downtown and at Fabric, at which point im pretty well drunk, we well drink more.
12am: 15 drinks, 6 shots, 1 Prozac & 3 bowls swag
More drinking, drunkess, and now dancing on the dance floor (if you know me, I have to be pretty damn gone to go out on a dance floor.)
2am: 18 drinks, 8 shots, 1 Prozac & 3 bowls swag.
Wooh, at this point who knows what’s happenin.. Well, off to the after party at Justin’s where, surprise surprise, more alcohol.
4am: 18 drinks, 9 shots, 1 Prozac & 3 bowls swag.
Okay, so far we had the pre pre before downtown hang out, the pre before dt party, the before dt party, dt, an after party and now off to, an after after? So to Tyler’s we go, to do what but drink? Actually no, we head off to smoke out, a perfect way to end the night, a perfect way to end such a perfect night!
5am: 18 drinks, 9 shots, 1 Prozac, 3 bowls swag & 2 bowls dro.
And that was my Saturday, yay spring break, I will miss you.
1pm: 0 drinks
Well, it all started innocently as I awoke at noon to a refreshing IM from Monsieur Ted reading “Hey, come drink with us!!!” Okay, why not start off my drink with some jack. At his place we start drinking away and by 3 we finish a bottle of Jack.
3pm: 4 drinks, 2 shots & 1 Prozac
Then I hear from Tyler and Demas saying that they are gonna go see V for Vendetta. Why not? Im only drunk and on lots of Prozac. So off I go riding with Tyler to see what must be one of the best movies ever! Everyone must go see it! After the movie, and all our orgasms finish (from the greatness of the movie, not cause of an orgy) Tyler and I add another coat of paint to the wall.
Then back to Ted’s just in the nick of time as my drunkness starts to wear off. There I am reunited with the all amazing, beautiful Tracy whom I have not seen in freakin ages! So of course we all start drinking again
7pm: 8 drinks & 5 shots
We continue to drink and be goofy when we get an invitation to a pre party, which for us will be a post pre, pre pre party. We head over and drink more! Oh, and smoke, wee!
9pm: 9 drinks, 5 shots, 1 Prozac & 3 bowls swag.
Now off to my place and ted’s to get ready for the pre party before we head downtown. Off to the pre party/before (call it what you will) at 10 pm, that’s 9 hours now. At the party we meet up with a good number of mo’s all ready to party it up downtown! But first we must drink more!
11pm: 13 drinks, 5 shots, 1 Prozac & 3 bowls swag
Once downtown and at Fabric, at which point im pretty well drunk, we well drink more.
12am: 15 drinks, 6 shots, 1 Prozac & 3 bowls swag
More drinking, drunkess, and now dancing on the dance floor (if you know me, I have to be pretty damn gone to go out on a dance floor.)
2am: 18 drinks, 8 shots, 1 Prozac & 3 bowls swag.
Wooh, at this point who knows what’s happenin.. Well, off to the after party at Justin’s where, surprise surprise, more alcohol.
4am: 18 drinks, 9 shots, 1 Prozac & 3 bowls swag.
Okay, so far we had the pre pre before downtown hang out, the pre before dt party, the before dt party, dt, an after party and now off to, an after after? So to Tyler’s we go, to do what but drink? Actually no, we head off to smoke out, a perfect way to end the night, a perfect way to end such a perfect night!
5am: 18 drinks, 9 shots, 1 Prozac, 3 bowls swag & 2 bowls dro.
And that was my Saturday, yay spring break, I will miss you.