Is it Friday yet?

Oct 11, 2007 08:57

Dear Clueless Coffee Bean Barista,

When I order a large vanilla latte with extra vanilla, I would like to have the extra vanilla that I both ordered and paid for, so when I ask you - after watching you put in the normal amount, please to not be telling me that it's got a "lot of vanilla in it", for I will make you remake my drink. And when I make ( Read more... )

do not fuck with me, letter to______, general crankiness

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editorzon October 11 2007, 16:34:53 UTC
You don't fuck with the morning coffee, that's grounds for homicide or something. *wishing you a better day*

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idiosyncratic October 11 2007, 16:39:35 UTC
I know, right! And to argue with me on top of it? Uh, no. *grrr*

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editorzon October 11 2007, 17:50:24 UTC
Lay the smackdown baby, clearly the chickie does not know who she is messing with.

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idiosyncratic October 11 2007, 17:55:08 UTC
A proper complaint with the Bean has been filed. I'm still rather grumpy over my lack of proper vanilla, too much foam, and my car trying to kill me. *grumps*

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editorzon October 11 2007, 18:18:03 UTC
When I read, "A proper complaint with the Bean has been filed", my brain automatically imagined Sean Bean and him consoling you all manly like over this morning's traumatic events. *g*

*loves on you and gently rubs your head*

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