Because it's Friday
idiosyncratic: see if i take you to see any more naked firemen
azewewish: i don't think they're going to actually be NAKED.
azewewish: if they are, we're definitely not making the movie.
idiosyncratic: hahaha!
azewewish: man, i'm just sayin'. if there are naked firemen, then, hellohi, break out the condoms, because i will be having LOTS of sex.
idiosyncratic: well, god yes.
idiosyncratic: nekkid viggo will have to wait
azewewish: exactly. because, even as good as he kisses, i never had sex with him. *g*
idiosyncratic: heh
azewewish: well, you know, i think that's a very important distinction
idiosyncratic: oh, it absolutely is.
azewewish: i mean, naked viggo in FRONT of me would totally trump naked firemen
idiosyncratic: well, yes
azewewish: unless, of course, the firemen were bisexual. and then i might have a dilemma. viggo would have to pony up one of his boyfriends in order to stay in the game.
idiosyncratic: ooh, good point
azewewish: because bisexual firemen would give me a threesome.
idiosyncratic: very true
azewewish: naked viggo is still, sadly, one person.
idiosyncratic: and make out FOR me, as well as with me.
azewewish: exactly.
idiosyncratic: which, hey, hot.
azewewish: but, if viggo steps up & gives me a boy for us to play with, then i'd take him.
azewewish: unless the firemen are REALLY hot.
azewewish: although.
idiosyncratic: true
azewewish: viggo can speak russian now.
idiosyncratic: then it would depend on which boy viggo ponies up
idiosyncratic: if he ponies up bean or spanish hotass from alatriste?
azewewish: well, if he offers orlando, i'd just laugh at him. so, anyone else is good.
azewewish: oooh, unax would totally work.
azewewish: bean is worth two men all on his own.
azewewish: so, yes, if viggo offers up bean or unax, i'd give up the firemen.
azewewish: but only if viggo makes out with them.
azewewish: and speaks russian.
azewewish: while fucking me.
azewewish: man, i am a PICKY fucking hooker. i love that about me.
idiosyncratic: he's allowed to speak spanish if he's making out with unax.
azewewish: dude, he better be too busy to TALK if he's making out with unax.
azewewish: his mouth better be involved with unax's tongue.
idiosyncratic: well, mostly, yes.
azewewish: it's important that there are protocols
idiosyncratic: it's very important
azewewish: i don't think they're going to actually be NAKED.
azewewish: if they are, we're definitely not making the movie.
idiosyncratic: hahaha!
azewewish: man, i'm just sayin'. if there are naked firemen, then, hellohi, break out the condoms, because i will be having LOTS of sex.
idiosyncratic: well, god yes.
idiosyncratic: nekkid viggo will have to wait
azewewish: exactly. because, even as good as he kisses, i never had sex with him. *g*
idiosyncratic: heh
azewewish: well, you know, i think that's a very important distinction
idiosyncratic: oh, it absolutely is.
azewewish: i mean, naked viggo in FRONT of me would totally trump naked firemen
idiosyncratic: well, yes
azewewish: unless, of course, the firemen were bisexual. and then i might have a dilemma. viggo would have to pony up one of his boyfriends in order to stay in the game.
idiosyncratic: ooh, good point
azewewish: because bisexual firemen would give me a threesome.
idiosyncratic: very true
azewewish: naked viggo is still, sadly, one person.
idiosyncratic: and make out FOR me, as well as with me.
azewewish: exactly.
idiosyncratic: which, hey, hot.
azewewish: but, if viggo steps up & gives me a boy for us to play with, then i'd take him.
azewewish: unless the firemen are REALLY hot.
azewewish: although.
idiosyncratic: true
azewewish: viggo can speak russian now.
idiosyncratic: then it would depend on which boy viggo ponies up
idiosyncratic: if he ponies up bean or spanish hotass from alatriste?
azewewish: well, if he offers orlando, i'd just laugh at him. so, anyone else is good.
azewewish: oooh, unax would totally work.
azewewish: bean is worth two men all on his own.
azewewish: so, yes, if viggo offers up bean or unax, i'd give up the firemen.
azewewish: but only if viggo makes out with them.
azewewish: and speaks russian.
azewewish: while fucking me.
azewewish: man, i am a PICKY fucking hooker. i love that about me.
idiosyncratic: he's allowed to speak spanish if he's making out with unax.
azewewish: dude, he better be too busy to TALK if he's making out with unax.
azewewish: his mouth better be involved with unax's tongue.
idiosyncratic: well, mostly, yes.
azewewish: it's important that there are protocols
idiosyncratic: it's very important