Random Monday bits...
- honeyandvinegar wrote me funny Casey/Zeke fluff. *g* Go read it and give her some love, m'kay?
- Gyllenhaal = GAY?...now normally I don't even acknowledge this crap, but this one was simply too funny to pass up this morning. Seriously, guys? SERIOUSLY?! Some of my favorite bits:
Last year Jake and his bf were arrested and brought into the West Hollywood station after the sheriffs office was called after catching Jake and his bf having sex in an SUV behind the restaurant Chin Chins in LA. - um, this would be a matter of public record, yet no one's produced the arrest report...uh huh.
Jake publicly walks around holding hands and kissing his bf in public on both coasts and even vacations with him. Pictures have even circulated around the internet. I've seen them. - as ONTD peeps keep pointing out...if ONTD hasn't posted the pics, they don't exist, period. No pictures, no proof, simple as that.
Jake and his bf are currently expecting a baby through a surrogate. - I just...I don't even have WORDS. I spent a good 10 minutes trying not to snarf my coffee through my nose from laughing so hard.
- And now some amusing subject lines in my spam filter this morning:
Become the man you've always wanted to be - Uh huh, because that's my goal in life - to trade in my vajayjay for a penis.
My boyfriend's peter is too bit for my mouth - Peter? Are you for real? Amusingly enough, 5 emails down was the same subject line, replacing peter with putz. This poor girl is obviously having problems.
Summer is coming, time to tone up - Uhhh...you're a wee bit late, but thanks anyway.
Make yourPenis 3 inches longer & thinker - Yes, apparently you, too, can have a yourPenis and make it thinker than anyone else's!
Huh? - Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'.
Sheesh man, what are you thinkin - I ask myself that every day. I'm still waiting for myself to answer me.
- Gyllenhaal = GAY?...now normally I don't even acknowledge this crap, but this one was simply too funny to pass up this morning. Seriously, guys? SERIOUSLY?! Some of my favorite bits:
Last year Jake and his bf were arrested and brought into the West Hollywood station after the sheriffs office was called after catching Jake and his bf having sex in an SUV behind the restaurant Chin Chins in LA. - um, this would be a matter of public record, yet no one's produced the arrest report...uh huh.
Jake publicly walks around holding hands and kissing his bf in public on both coasts and even vacations with him. Pictures have even circulated around the internet. I've seen them. - as ONTD peeps keep pointing out...if ONTD hasn't posted the pics, they don't exist, period. No pictures, no proof, simple as that.
Jake and his bf are currently expecting a baby through a surrogate. - I just...I don't even have WORDS. I spent a good 10 minutes trying not to snarf my coffee through my nose from laughing so hard.
- And now some amusing subject lines in my spam filter this morning:
Become the man you've always wanted to be - Uh huh, because that's my goal in life - to trade in my vajayjay for a penis.
My boyfriend's peter is too bit for my mouth - Peter? Are you for real? Amusingly enough, 5 emails down was the same subject line, replacing peter with putz. This poor girl is obviously having problems.
Summer is coming, time to tone up - Uhhh...you're a wee bit late, but thanks anyway.
Make yourPenis 3 inches longer & thinker - Yes, apparently you, too, can have a yourPenis and make it thinker than anyone else's!
Huh? - Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'.
Sheesh man, what are you thinkin - I ask myself that every day. I'm still waiting for myself to answer me.