I'm never getting laid...
...because my roommate cock-blocks me. Even in my dreams, omg!
See...
I had this dream the other night. As you do, right? Anyway, Steve was in it. Yes, Steve Carlson. Hush. Like you've never dreamed about a celebrity or semi-celebrity or whatever. Anyway, it was after one of his shows and he asked me out. Score, right? No. Brenda, being the good friend that she is was all "No! You can't go out with him! He's a musician! Remember, we talked about this!!"
*sigh*
I swear, it was almost enough to make me cry. Woe.
See...
I had this dream the other night. As you do, right? Anyway, Steve was in it. Yes, Steve Carlson. Hush. Like you've never dreamed about a celebrity or semi-celebrity or whatever. Anyway, it was after one of his shows and he asked me out. Score, right? No. Brenda, being the good friend that she is was all "No! You can't go out with him! He's a musician! Remember, we talked about this!!"
*sigh*
I swear, it was almost enough to make me cry. Woe.