I got
20-something teacher gals still wangin' away on their students (been a while on that one, no?),
deziens of downtown Detroit surviving by hunting raccoons, and
battered by the Shamwow Guy.
The article on Detroit is really the closest one to my heart - Michigan is really becoming an "Alabama on the Lakes" SOO quickly.
Oh, and I'm kind of a homeowner now. And I'm moving to Indianapolis, Indiana.