stolen survey ridiculousness
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I was in the third grade and I walked past a girl's backpack. Unbeknownst to me, some scissors were sticking out of the back and they cut my heel wide open. Thus, a scar was born.
2. WHATS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A map of Africa, a poster about the migratory patterns of birds from the Eastern Hemisphere, Botticelli's Venus, James Dean, Hello Kitty, Austin Gresham, J.W. Waterhouse's Ophelia and Jude Fuckin' Law.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Beaten to hell.
4 WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Right now? Bebel Gilberto and Miles Davis.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
In the morning. 6 AM-ish.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To be with him.
7. WHO DO YOU MISS?
See question 6.
8. WHAT is/are YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION/S?
Pink Pillow, my locket, and my cameo earrings.
9. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Gemini
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Terribly. Especially under water and crowds.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Only if it's during a storm or if I've just watched 28 Days Later.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
My English professor. I waited till after class.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Chanel Chance.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Whatever. They're eyeballs and hair.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
Anywhere. Somewhere random and private.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Tall white chocolate mocha or Enviga. So, either and both.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Sun-dried tomatoes, pesto and lots of cheese.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
An eclair or tiramisu.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Probably my roommate when I said "turn off the fucking television" last night.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
My grandmother gave me Pink Pillow when I was born.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Yep.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Only in my fingers and toes.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
BCBG Max Azria.
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
An Aston-Martin like James Bond drives.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Mitzi (hamster), Jack & Ennis (hermit crabs) and Cornelius & Genghis (betta fish). And those are only the ones who live in the dorm.
I removed 26 because it was redundant.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Leaving in what sense? Depends on if they'd ever be back or if they were leaving for, say, the afterlife.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
"[Insert name here], [insert how you feel here]."
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Ninety-nine?
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Fuck hair. It grows from your head and it has a color, so what.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Number 2 in my speed-dial.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Mouth-breathers.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Yes.
35. YOUR WEAKNESS?
"the shelf" Ladies...you know what it is.
37. FIRST JOB?
Lemonade-stand owner.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes. Accidentally in England.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Boobs. Only in theory.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because Sagan and Kris did it and I'm a conformist.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My skin.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Buy Smirnoff and make martinis.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Sex.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
I want kittens.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My great-uncle Kemper Eugene Reinovsky.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Not since I was four.
48. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
Woke up late and went to class.
49. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
Grasshopper cookies.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yep.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I'm a reformed meat eater. So...tuna?
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
If I gave them all away, then it wouldn't be interesting.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD?
The Hanson Christmas album.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Sure. Until I found out that I'm such a slob and then I'd probably not want to come over any more.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
I'm human. Deduce.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
If you're attracted to the person, then they obviously do.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Crying, venting, writing, eating...basically any gerund.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Wofford College
59. EVER BEEN DRUNK?
Yep.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Anything Playmobil.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Thirty or more.
62.IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
In bed. With Austin. Hey, you asked.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Sure.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Not really.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
I don't need to look. Oh please, this is getting too cheesy even for me.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Princess Pea, Girlie, Anju, Bubba K.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Currently: pistachio.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Aquamarine and magenta.
73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Mr. Gresham, home, Beulah, and meat.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
If they have free time.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
The girls across the hall giggling.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
OJ
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Austin
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Face.
80. THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
The whole Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon soundtrack.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Cockroaches.
82. FAVORITE ALCHOHOLIC DRINK(S)?
Martinis.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN
Gemini.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
BADMINTON, BITCHES!
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Darkdarkdarkdark brown.
86. EYE COLOR?
Hazellybrowngreen.
87. HEIGHT?
5'10" to 6'
88. FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Hamsters, kittens, chameleons.
89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)?
May and December.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Good god yes.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Sex and the City
92. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE YEAR?
Christmas!
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Both. At the same time is even better. -- I agree with Sagan.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationship! One.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Groceries.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Whoever is busy?
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
I just finished the Road by Cormac McCarthy.
100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Yes.
I was in the third grade and I walked past a girl's backpack. Unbeknownst to me, some scissors were sticking out of the back and they cut my heel wide open. Thus, a scar was born.
2. WHATS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A map of Africa, a poster about the migratory patterns of birds from the Eastern Hemisphere, Botticelli's Venus, James Dean, Hello Kitty, Austin Gresham, J.W. Waterhouse's Ophelia and Jude Fuckin' Law.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Beaten to hell.
4 WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Right now? Bebel Gilberto and Miles Davis.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
In the morning. 6 AM-ish.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To be with him.
7. WHO DO YOU MISS?
See question 6.
8. WHAT is/are YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION/S?
Pink Pillow, my locket, and my cameo earrings.
9. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Gemini
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Terribly. Especially under water and crowds.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Only if it's during a storm or if I've just watched 28 Days Later.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
My English professor. I waited till after class.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Chanel Chance.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Whatever. They're eyeballs and hair.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
Anywhere. Somewhere random and private.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Tall white chocolate mocha or Enviga. So, either and both.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Sun-dried tomatoes, pesto and lots of cheese.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
An eclair or tiramisu.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Probably my roommate when I said "turn off the fucking television" last night.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
My grandmother gave me Pink Pillow when I was born.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Yep.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Only in my fingers and toes.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
BCBG Max Azria.
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
An Aston-Martin like James Bond drives.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Mitzi (hamster), Jack & Ennis (hermit crabs) and Cornelius & Genghis (betta fish). And those are only the ones who live in the dorm.
I removed 26 because it was redundant.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Leaving in what sense? Depends on if they'd ever be back or if they were leaving for, say, the afterlife.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
"[Insert name here], [insert how you feel here]."
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Ninety-nine?
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Fuck hair. It grows from your head and it has a color, so what.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Number 2 in my speed-dial.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Mouth-breathers.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Yes.
35. YOUR WEAKNESS?
"the shelf" Ladies...you know what it is.
37. FIRST JOB?
Lemonade-stand owner.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes. Accidentally in England.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Boobs. Only in theory.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because Sagan and Kris did it and I'm a conformist.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My skin.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Buy Smirnoff and make martinis.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Sex.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
I want kittens.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My great-uncle Kemper Eugene Reinovsky.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Not since I was four.
48. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
Woke up late and went to class.
49. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
Grasshopper cookies.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yep.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I'm a reformed meat eater. So...tuna?
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
If I gave them all away, then it wouldn't be interesting.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD?
The Hanson Christmas album.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Sure. Until I found out that I'm such a slob and then I'd probably not want to come over any more.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
I'm human. Deduce.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
If you're attracted to the person, then they obviously do.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Crying, venting, writing, eating...basically any gerund.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Wofford College
59. EVER BEEN DRUNK?
Yep.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Anything Playmobil.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Thirty or more.
62.IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
In bed. With Austin. Hey, you asked.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Sure.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Not really.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
I don't need to look. Oh please, this is getting too cheesy even for me.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Princess Pea, Girlie, Anju, Bubba K.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Currently: pistachio.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Aquamarine and magenta.
73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Mr. Gresham, home, Beulah, and meat.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
If they have free time.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
The girls across the hall giggling.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
OJ
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Austin
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Face.
80. THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
The whole Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon soundtrack.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Cockroaches.
82. FAVORITE ALCHOHOLIC DRINK(S)?
Martinis.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN
Gemini.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
BADMINTON, BITCHES!
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Darkdarkdarkdark brown.
86. EYE COLOR?
Hazellybrowngreen.
87. HEIGHT?
5'10" to 6'
88. FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Hamsters, kittens, chameleons.
89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)?
May and December.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Good god yes.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Sex and the City
92. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE YEAR?
Christmas!
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Both. At the same time is even better. -- I agree with Sagan.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationship! One.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Groceries.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Whoever is busy?
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
I just finished the Road by Cormac McCarthy.
100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Yes.