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[idiggiantrobots]

In a town called Antigo, Wisconisin, the earth moves.

"What the? An earthquake? Here?" Juston, currently home alone as his dad and brother are hualing junk from Chicago, runs out to a shack in the middle of his father's junkyard.

"Hey how ya feelin man?" he shouts to the reprogrammed former mutant hunting robot that lies inside.

"UNIT ENERGY

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[marvel_monsters]

Good news is, it's not another Sentinel. Bad news is, it's a giant monster coming up from under the ground. And as soon as the Sentinel gets into range, the giant monster is going to throw a boulder at the robot.

[idiggiantrobots]

"OHCRAPOHCRAPDODGE!DODGE!DODGE!"

The Sentinel rockets out of the way, and the boulder lands somewhere in the middle of the woods. The robot retaliates with a blast of energy from both hands.

[marvel_monsters]

The monster roars when its hit, and lets out a blast of fire from its mouth.

[idiggiantrobots]

"Okay, big bad monster wants to play. Think we can take him buddy?"

"YES."

"Then let's play."

The Sentinel lands and charges at the beast.

[marvel_monsters]

Leaping the rest of the way out of the hole, the monster runs towards the Sentinel, howling loudly.

[idiggiantrobots]

Instead of continuing it's charge, the robot stops and catches the creature.

"Alright Fido, I don't know if you belong to anyone, but you have definitely been a bad underground monster thingy."

A punch is thrown by the Sentinel. the monster and the robot become a rolling ball of metal and rocky hide.

[barwithnoname]

"What is taking so long?! I sent you to steal bratwurst and beer for me a half-hour ago. You there! Stop that right now!." Ladies and gentlemen, the Mole Man has arrived.

[idiggiantrobots]

A final punch is launched at the monster, knocking it out.

"This is your animal? I'd think you'd be better off, y'know, actually paying for that stuff."

[barwithnoname]

"Are you INSANE?! I couldn't just go BUY it. They'd make fun of my glasses! So I had to STEAL it! With GIANT MONSTERS!" Screams the diminutive man.

[idiggiantrobots]

"..."

"..."

"You have got to be kidding me."

"AGREEMENT."

"As the self-designated protector of Antigo, I feel the need to inform you that unless you and your giant butt-ugly monster don't go back where you came from, I'll be forced to open fire."

The palm of the Sentinel glows threateningly.

"GO HOME."

[barwithnoname]

"Yes, um, that would probably be best. Come along now," Mole Man calls to his animal, who rises groggily. The two retreat under the Earth's surface.

[idiggiantrobots]

"Woohoo! We beat him! Man, good thing he didn't call my bluff huh big guy?" Juston pats the interior of the Sentinel.

"YES."

"...man, I have got to figure out a way to make you better for conversations."