Jonathan Shaffer
happy birthday to one of my favorite people and best friends in the world, jonathan joseph shaffer. you are more than a friend, you are a best friend and a brother. you keep me in check and make me face my shit when i dont want to and when i need to. you're always there to prove me wrong when i need to be proved wrong and to beat the shit out of me occasionally. this is why i love you. not many people have ever changed my personality for the better like you have. you've helped me open my mind to things i was closed to before and u have made me a more down to earth and tolerant person compared to the plastic fucker i used to be years ago. you continue to do this, and i love it and am thankful for it, and you.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.