you arent even ready for this
i KNOW you want to see the 50 pictures from this weekend. including our awesome scavanger hunt
LARRY'S GOING AWAY PARTY
i wish i had taken more pictures than these...
this is larry, who is moving away for college. and this is his impression of tim the tool man taylor from home improvement
mandy and jim bob dancing to nelly. *shudders*
watching snl on the ol' ipod
larry and francois
larry only let us drink champagne for his going away party
RUE 13 DOLLAR DRINKS
tyler was way drunk from the get go
every picture i took of him, his eyes were closed. except this one.
janae and i dancing to Queen's "dont stop me now"
who knows
janae and justin screaming the lyrics to some terrible hip hop song
drizzzzunk
drizzzzzzzzzzunker
someone needs to shove a dick in janae's mouth, because its never closed
stephen and tascha are real cute
i look like a gnome. an ugly one.
awesome
FUCKING SCAVANGER HUNT
so. we had 4 teams of 2, and the object was to complete the list as quickly as possible and document everything with pictures. the most fun i've had in awhile goes as follows:
goal one: give someone a tattoo
the lady at quicktrip was very nice to have me brand her arm with my name
goal two: surround a parked car with shopping carts
goal three: go dumpster diving for 10 aluminum cans
we were definitely successful, and quickly sanitized our hands
goal 4: we had to do 'the worm' in a graveyard. notice the ghost in the picture that did not appreciate it
goal 5: take a thumbs up picture with roadkill
this one took us the longest. it was the last one we had to do, and we spent a good thirty minutes driving down backroads until we came across this beaut.
goal 6: take a blowfish face picture with someone over the age of fifty
goal 7: get mooned. we saw this guy walking by himself down main street. we stopped him, and quickly noticed his freshly cut face. he had apparently been in a barfight. i asked him for a minute of his time and he said " you better make it fucking quick. i'm lit and very pissed." i told him we were on a scavanger hunt, and we wanted him to moon us. i thought for sure he was going to stomp my face. but to my surprise he replied " its your lucky fucking day." and then he dropped 'em.
goal 8: drink a water/mustard/ketchup drink from jack n the box
fucking disgusting
blahhh
goal 9: walk down a city block topless. janae was the one with the body, so she was the lucky elected one.
goal 10: get a kiss from a gas station employee
goal 11: switch shirts with a stranger
the skinny girls have all the fun
collect 30 ketchup packets from 3 different fast food joints. thats alot harder than it looks. especially when you have old farts working who will only give oyu 5 at a time.
goal 12: propose to a stranger
i obviously made his day
goal 13: pee on a car
girls should not have to do this
goal 14 was to kiss a dog. i was the lucky one who did that, but for some reason our picture didnt work.
you know you wish you were there.
obviously janae and i won. because im a thug, baby.
plus the fact that i am rocking the fashion mullet gives me super powers
and makeup skills that will turn you to dust
those other teams didnt stand a motherfucking chance
LARRY'S GOING AWAY PARTY
i wish i had taken more pictures than these...
this is larry, who is moving away for college. and this is his impression of tim the tool man taylor from home improvement
mandy and jim bob dancing to nelly. *shudders*
watching snl on the ol' ipod
larry and francois
larry only let us drink champagne for his going away party
RUE 13 DOLLAR DRINKS
tyler was way drunk from the get go
every picture i took of him, his eyes were closed. except this one.
janae and i dancing to Queen's "dont stop me now"
who knows
janae and justin screaming the lyrics to some terrible hip hop song
drizzzzunk
drizzzzzzzzzzunker
someone needs to shove a dick in janae's mouth, because its never closed
stephen and tascha are real cute
i look like a gnome. an ugly one.
awesome
FUCKING SCAVANGER HUNT
so. we had 4 teams of 2, and the object was to complete the list as quickly as possible and document everything with pictures. the most fun i've had in awhile goes as follows:
goal one: give someone a tattoo
the lady at quicktrip was very nice to have me brand her arm with my name
goal two: surround a parked car with shopping carts
goal three: go dumpster diving for 10 aluminum cans
we were definitely successful, and quickly sanitized our hands
goal 4: we had to do 'the worm' in a graveyard. notice the ghost in the picture that did not appreciate it
goal 5: take a thumbs up picture with roadkill
this one took us the longest. it was the last one we had to do, and we spent a good thirty minutes driving down backroads until we came across this beaut.
goal 6: take a blowfish face picture with someone over the age of fifty
goal 7: get mooned. we saw this guy walking by himself down main street. we stopped him, and quickly noticed his freshly cut face. he had apparently been in a barfight. i asked him for a minute of his time and he said " you better make it fucking quick. i'm lit and very pissed." i told him we were on a scavanger hunt, and we wanted him to moon us. i thought for sure he was going to stomp my face. but to my surprise he replied " its your lucky fucking day." and then he dropped 'em.
goal 8: drink a water/mustard/ketchup drink from jack n the box
fucking disgusting
blahhh
goal 9: walk down a city block topless. janae was the one with the body, so she was the lucky elected one.
goal 10: get a kiss from a gas station employee
goal 11: switch shirts with a stranger
the skinny girls have all the fun
collect 30 ketchup packets from 3 different fast food joints. thats alot harder than it looks. especially when you have old farts working who will only give oyu 5 at a time.
goal 12: propose to a stranger
i obviously made his day
goal 13: pee on a car
girls should not have to do this
goal 14 was to kiss a dog. i was the lucky one who did that, but for some reason our picture didnt work.
you know you wish you were there.
obviously janae and i won. because im a thug, baby.
plus the fact that i am rocking the fashion mullet gives me super powers
and makeup skills that will turn you to dust
those other teams didnt stand a motherfucking chance