I always feel deeply uncomfortable writing things like that out, and I don't honestly see what good it does at all. I'm also crap at writing stories - or at least I think so - so I won't bother with them either.
But I will post funny little bits and pieces.
One of the weirdest and slightly grossest things I've seen recently was in Sims Castaway.
Check out this picture:
That sims bladder meter is going up while it's swimming. And we all know what that means people.