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01 } Abby Sciuto ; NCIS
Abby: Aaaah! Gibbs! Didn't your momma teach you not to sneak up on people?
Gibbs: Obviously not.
Abby: Ready to have your world rocked again?
Gibbs: I'm barely over the first time.
02 } Alice Pieszecki ; L Word
Alice: Cold in the streets, hot in the sheets.
Alice (to Shane): Yoda needs to give me some better advice or Yoda needs to shut the fuck up.
03 } Brooke Davis ; One Tree Hill
Peyton: I heard you were naked in his car.
Brooke: No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.
Brooke: This is like dance auditions for "Crap, the Musical."
Brooke: I didn't want to wake you, sleeping bitchy.
04 } Dr. Callie Torres ; Grey's Anatomy
Mark: Did she, uh, she say goodbye to you?
Callie: No.
Mark: You okay?
Callie: Do I look okay?
Mark: You look great.
Callie: Then I'm okay.
Mark: I'm telling you, these interns are out of control.
Callie: Stalkers.
Mark: Sexed-up stalkers.
05} Carmen de la Pica Morales ; L Word
Carmen: My name is Carmen de la Pica Morales. The first time I knew I was gay... I was 16 back then. I fell in madly love with Lucia Torres. She was Pablo Fuentes' girlfriend. In my high school, you just... you didn't fuck with Pablo's girl... But I did.
06} Cassie Ainsworth ; Skins
Cassie: I didn't eat for three days so I could be lovely. .
[Maxxie's wearing devil horns]
Cassie: Wow, Maxxie, you look all horny.
Maxxie: You can tell?
Cassie: Do you know what hurts most about a broken heart? Not being able to remember how you felt before... try and keep that feeling, because... if it goes... you'll never get it back.
07} Rose Tyler ; Doctor Who
Rose: I've got no A-Levels, no job, no future... but I tell ya what I have got - Jericho Street Junior School - Under Sevens Gymnastic Team - I got the Bronze!
[Rose spots a cat while she and the Doctor are in the street]
Rose: [Kneeling down to stroke it] Aren't you a beautiful boy!
The Doctor: [has his back to Rose and thinks that Rose is talking to him] Thanks. I've been experimenting with back-combing... oh.
[the Doctor sees Rose stroking the cat and gives the feline a uncomfortable look. Rose notices this]
Rose: [looking at the Doctor] What?
The Doctor: No, I'm not really a cat person. Once you've been threatened by one in a nuns wimple, kind of takes the joy out of it.
08} Veronica Mars ; Veronica Mars
Veronica: Be cool, Soda Pop.
Meg: You believe me, right?
Veronica: You are the last good person here at Neptune High. I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Jackson: I hear you do detective stuff for people.
Veronica: I do favors for friends.
Jackson: I can pay.
Veronica: Sit down, friend.
09} Willow Rosenberg ; Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Willow: [Giles, Willow, Xander and Buffy in the library discussing vamp Willow] This is creepy. I don't like the thought that there's a vampire out there that looks like me.
Xander: Not looks like... is.
Buffy: It was exactly you, Will, every detail. Except for your not being a dominatrix... as far as we know.
Willow: Oh, right. Me and Oz play Mistress of Pain every night.
Xander: Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?
Buffy: Oh, yeah.
Willow: On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke.
Xander: For twenty-one hours?
Willow: It's addictive, you know.
Willow: I wish Buffy was here!
Buffy: [enters the room] I'm here!
Willow: I wish I had a million dollars!
[everyone stares at her]
Willow: Just checking.