To my dear . . .

[ideal_blonde]

I know this may be shocking for you guys to believe but your favorite girl is back!  How much did you miss me?  Enough to treat a girl to a welcome back party I hope.  Details, people!  Details!  How much have I missed and what am I walking into here?  Any new faces in the crowd I should get to know?  Who's been naughty and who's been downright

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[bringmemythrone]

You sound delightfully easy.

[ideal_blonde]

You'd think so wouldn't you? When I have, in fact, been called a tease more times by far than a whore.

A blessing, a curse, a hell of a lot of fun.

[bringmemythrone]

Do you really think a tease is better? I've always preferred the whores myself.

[ideal_blonde]

Ah but a tease is so much more fun since you can't have what you see. Teases are the masters of foreplay. Whores don't even know the meaning of the word. And when the foreplay is good, the sex is so much better.

[bringmemythrone]

You may have to prove that one to me.

[ideal_blonde]

I will.

Sometime.

And you'll enjoy every second of it.

[bringmemythrone]

Soon, I'd hope. ... Whenever I get my ass back to Japan.

But you're right. I probably will.

[ideal_blonde]

You do need to get your ass back in Japan. Where is it right now?

[bringmemythrone]

It's in Egypt on business~ Very boring business.

I'm hoping to be back sometime next week, though.

[ideal_blonde]

So you're in need of a little bit of entertainment? Is that what I'm getting?

I know how to entertain. It's one of my many talents.

Now you've given me something to look forward to. How nice of you.

[bringmemythrone]

Yes, pretty much.

We're a good pair. I love to be entertained.

You're welcome. It'll be the reason you get out of bed in the mornings, I'm sure.

[ideal_blonde]

Well that just proves it. Match made in heaven.

Yes, because until you get back, there is absolutely nothing to fill the time. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to spend my days shopping and working. How will I ever get by?

[bringmemythrone]

I imagine you'll find a way, though work sounds really boring.

[ideal_blonde]

Yes, it is but it pays the bills and buys me clothes.

Know of any good job openings that would fit me?

[bringmemythrone]

Can't say I know much about the legal job market at all, no.

[ideal_blonde]

Interesting . . .

Should I ask or is it one of those the-less-you-know-the-better situations?